I'm not sure what the stag party will be like
but the best man is in the throes of elaborate planning already, despite the groom not wanting one at all. I'll be there with a false beard on.

Yeah, I quite like the movies and food thing, but am worried that I'm supposed to be doing something meaningful and interesting.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No, not at all!
I've been to tacky, shrieky hen-nights and I've been to quiet ones too. I prefer the latter - nothing better than good food, good booze and a good film (and by good, I mean one you'll enjoy as opposed to one that some vacuous film-reviewer thinks we ought to see).
( thealternativefact, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Thing is, and I could be wrong....
Is that the only people who like the whole "Down 20 bicardi breezers, pull that fat shy guy instead of his fit mate, drop your knickers in the middle of the street" kind of thing, is only really enjoyed by that girl who you're too polite not to invite, and has a bit of an aggresive alchole problem.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I have yet to go to one of these things which was even remotely meaningful and interesting
Ours have always gone along the lines of:
Manly outdoors pursuits.
Beer.
Lap dancers.
Restaurant.
Beer.
Gambling.
Heavy metal club.
Kebabs.

All culminating in finding you're £250 lighter and have a head that feels like Dale Winton shat in it. Gentler shindigs are the way forward.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)