We had a joint Hag & Sten do
at the local Tap & Spile. There was beer & chips and a game of passy-the-parcel. If anyone had made me a veil with L-plates & condoms I'd've shoved it up their arse violently. Then kicked them up the arse. Then cut off their ear and shoved that up their arse, so they could hear me coming to kick their arse.

Nobody made me a veil :o)

There are some canny ideas on here already - particularly Gonz's.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hahaha
I wish someone could've been persuaded to give you a veil because I would really have liked to see that explosion!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

No chance
I'd made that threat widely known. Passy-the-parcel was a hoot though - he won a cyberman toothbrush and I got a vibrator ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

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I was going to suggest that - seeing there'd only be two of you and you're all closely knitted geeks, it will work well.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)