Fucking weather
It has entirely screwed up my plans for the weekend. This morning I was supposed to go and get the timber for building raised vegetable beds in my garden, but after being woken and kept awake by an almighty thunderstorm it has been lashing down with rain all day and looks set to continue all night and tomorrow morning as well.

Fucking crap.

Had to go into town to get my guitar serviced among other things and got totally drenched while doing it, and people were round my place last night so if I'm doing anything tonight it means going out and getting soaked again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:29, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Man the fuck up dude.
And get a bloody poncho.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:53, Reply)

ponchos are for gays
or mexicans

or gay mexicans

and a poncho doesn't stop your shoes, socks and trousers getting wet

on the plus side though, I have had the time to learn Bach's Bouree in E minor
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:59, Reply)

¡arriba sweetie!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:59, Reply)

My guitar sings like an angel and screams like a devil, at the same time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)

mine grumbles like an old diesel tractor
not really. You can probably feel your face melting from there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

It's like god as moisterised my face.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:38, Reply)

The weather here is accepable,
I've got to go to a balcony party tonight.

I expect it to be good, however the, male to female ratio will be unfavorable.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:18, Reply)

The weather's been pretty good here today
The sun is streaming in through the windows; the fish are rising lazily in the pond to catch flies...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:24, Reply)

I saw rose bushes strugling bravely against the weather
their partially petaled buds of pure red
fighting back the gloom of the today.
Their defiance brings a sense of hope to my world.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)

you guys lap this shit up.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:33, Reply)

This is true
:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)

is it going to be a sausage fest?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

Probably, but meh,
I'm not there to pull.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:31, Reply)

I've never seen a lady walk into a club and say "Corr, there is a lot of cunt in here, this is rubbish, let's go somewhere else."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:39, Reply)

A lot of cuntS maybe, in some places, but not a lot of cunt.

( Maladicta, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:40, Reply)

walk into a club and say "Corr, there is a lot of cunt in here, this is rubbish, let's go somewhere else."
+naked
(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 18:40, Reply)

Do girls on the internet count?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)