In fact, does anyone want to do it for me?

( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

All you need to do
is write 3000 words on any lunatic asylum you've visited recently.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Not including this one.

( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Joins in the sniggering
but refuses to write 3000 word essay beyond, I visited a mental asylum and left in disgust at the inhumane treatment I saw there. I was only offered one cup of tea and the biscuits weren't chocolate ones, just crap rich tea which no one wants.

Love and Spangles,
High Queen Clendrix
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

*copies and pastes*
Hurrah! I am now a trained counsellor!
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Throws party
congrats :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Dahling! Thank you!
*mwah mwah*
What a terrible shame Al couldn't be here.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

He's a boring kaoltarded fuckwit anyway
But sadly I must now leave as I have many exciting things to do today and you have a mammoth essay to write
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

*commences writing*

( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

*distracts*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

*averts eyes*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

* averts imminent disaster *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Stop it you lot!
My stupid fucking Word won't let me add an auto-correct option to the menu so that's another ten minutes I've wasted.
But I've written 500 words.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Ha Ha Irvine Goffman is your friend.
Presentation of self and subsequent papers apparently. Did a series of papers on life in asylums.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I'd like to have met him.
He was the one who said something about life being a loony bin run by the inmates, wasn't he?
n.b. I have not referred to the place I visited as a 'loony bin' in my essay.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:07, Reply)