I'm rather hoping someone will post a video of it on youtube for us all to see.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If I wasn't totally skint
I would drive up and film it for you all.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

And set fire to him?
That's a deal breaker for me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I agree
but only once he's finished and everyone is sitting in silence. Then run in and set him alight and then everyone will clap and cheer as he runs round screaming and setting fire to the curtains.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

And everyone who needs a piss after downing 20 pints of beer
in order the numb the pain of the performance will suddenly develop extreme bladder control.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

oh
yeah I've stocked up on matches
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Then I demand that you go to wherever this place of stand up is and film him, then set light to him

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)