I've just been canvassed by two Jehovahs Witnesses
I'm at work.

They are walking round an industrial estate trying to hand out their shitty magazines.

What a bunch of fucking stupid cunts. I really have no patience for Jehovahs Witnesses at all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:02, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Should've stabbed 'em.
Then watched them bleed to death.
They won't have a blood transfusion, as it's OF THE DEVIL or something.
Serves 'em right.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I wish more religions
Had such easy weaknesses.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

"Back, you Catholic scum!
I've got an onion!"
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Catholic Priests have young boys as their kryptonite
However, if Superman ever fucked Kryptonite, he'd die.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Wronguns

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

We had them canvassing a lot when I lived in Bucks
they'd always knock on the door and try to sell us on their religion. I pointed out the pentagram that was just above the door knocker and only one stayed more than 5 seconds to discuss it. He was fun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

We haven't had them since this time last year.
We used to get them at least once a month. Our road must have badly needed saving or something.

Anyway, The last time they came, I was on study leave last June, and was so bored, I was quite happy to explain Wicca and paganism to them.
They just said: 'Well, perhaps we'd better let you get on with your revison...'

Haven't seen them since! Worked like a charm.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Just point out to them
Some of the hundreds of deities stretching back to 3000BC who were born of a virgin on Christmas Day, performed miracles, were crucified and rose from the dead 3 days later.

If they stick around you can explain how Jesus is just an allegory for the sun's movement across the sky during the course of a year, and how there are no contemporary accounts of his life.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Guess who watched
Zeitgeist at the weekend.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

the review on that page is by The Goat
I wonder if it is the same idiot who got banned from these hallowed halls
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I'd love to read something by the Goat,
He's always getting mentioned. But he seems to have been before my time.

Got any links?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

"I do not believe everything in this film. I do however think that everyone should see it if nothing more than a thought experiment. "
Can't be the same bloke...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Had a couple of those buzzing at my intercom at home yesterday...
...but they were covered under my general policy of 'If you're not expected then you're not invited, so fuck off', so I didn't have to bother with them.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)