I heard
he'd joined a group of freedom fighters in Tibet where he'd got captured on his first mission and has been surviving in a solitary bamboo cell on a diet of mice he catches by lying motionless on the ground dangling a small piece of cheese over his open mouth using a strand of his own hair.

No one knows where he gets the cheese.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We may not know
But we can all have a damn good guess.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Oh,
I think we all know where he gets the cheese.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)