Has anyone heard anything from Bert recently?
He seemed to have a bit of a nervous breakdown and then vanished...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:15, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I texted him a few weeks ago
but didn't hear back. Will try him again
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Pass on best wishes from me, will ya?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, me too
I miss Bert
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

I was just wondering that earlier...
I hope he's okay. I gazzed him a week or two back but I've not heard a thing from him and he's usually pretty good with gazzes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I heard he got banned.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Several times, but then was reinstated

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I wish you'd get banned

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Not before you sweetums

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Everyone loves me and I'm totally inoffensive.
I'll never get banned.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Only because you're a girl
Everyone would be too busy pandering to you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Banning me would be like kicking a labrador-puppy outside on a snowy day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

This needs testing
under laboratory conditions.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

oratory rador
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

banned bummed
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Lab wants to get bummed
I knew it you filth monger
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Coincidentally
I would love to see Psychochomp bum a filthy monger. With a strap-on, of course.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

you lot are weird

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Darlin if you're here
then you're weird as well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Hell no,
I'm normal, even in a group of normal people I'll be considered normal.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Why do you keep pretending you're not a girl then?

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I'm breaking down the barriers of gender imposed by the ruling elite,
I'm fighting the system
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Oh! I thought you were just confused.

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

fightingflicking
systembean
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

fightingflicking
systembean
strikethroughs are shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

strikethroughsym&yd
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

We can play this
all day, Sweetcheeks
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

We can play this
all day, Sweetcheeks

I'm very lonely.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Would you like a quick spoon?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Wanna go for a drink some time?

( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Oy!
I saw her first.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

How about next saturday in the porterhouse?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Damn you all
I'm never going to get a bird now :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Next Saturday
I shall be drunk in a field getting sweaty to Slipknot.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Kaoltard
all the cool kids will be in the Porterhouse.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I'm not cool :(

( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

That's not how strikethroughs work
I wasn't saying I was lonely, I was saying that he was saying that he was lonely.
Harumpf,
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Just you keep on playing hard-to-get.
I like it.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Feisty, isn't she

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah.
Just the way that turns my handle.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

You've no chance.
I think she's a lesbian.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

This is the sort of behaviour you're
just going to get used to, Pet. Give them half an opportunity to pander, and the next thing you know you'll have your legs up in stirrups while the CSA take notes. I hope you're happy, you bitch :'-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Coincidence?
A key Taliban figure gets killed, and Bert stops posting.

Hmmm (rubs chin)
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Now that would be unexpected...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Last I heard
He was flying back from Brazil. To visit friends in Paris. That was over a week ago.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I heard that he has a new job in Brussels

Working for some guy called Nick.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

officelolz!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I heard
he'd flown to Brazil and blown a month's wages on ape-whores, then filled himself full of spicy-hot chimichangas and bottles of cheap lager before boarding the flight back.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

I would very much like to be flying toi Brazil right now

having some serious motivational issues this afternoon.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Everything but everything's
Been deleted off his profile.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I heard
he'd joined a group of freedom fighters in Tibet where he'd got captured on his first mission and has been surviving in a solitary bamboo cell on a diet of mice he catches by lying motionless on the ground dangling a small piece of cheese over his open mouth using a strand of his own hair.

No one knows where he gets the cheese.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

We may not know
But we can all have a damn good guess.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Oh,
I think we all know where he gets the cheese.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)