A friend of mine
Knows this on guy in Holland who is so convinced that a zombie apocalypse is imminent, he's got an underground bunker full of weapons and canned food ready and waiting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:16, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

As long as you know someone like that
you're safe. You can benefit from paranoid insecurity without ever having to go down that road yourself.

I love planning what to do in the event of a zombpocalypse.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I know exactly what I'd do
Become one. Braaaaains.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Me too!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has a plan.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

The problem is,
I'm racked with indecision. If it should occur, I'd wonder which of my plans to implement and end up dithering until being feasted upon.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I've only got the one,
But it could actually work well. Provided I don't tell too many people.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)