I think I called him a southerner

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It could have been worse
you could have said I had no mad waitering skillz.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I got a degree, but they're ten-a-fucking-penny.
The service industry is where it's at. I'd like to see Stephen Hawking serve a table of 12.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I'd like to see him cope if he tripped over a dog
I'd be all like "yeah stevie, what's happening now, you've got broken crockery all on the floor and shit, where you at now boy?" and he'd be all "I DO no unDERstand how this SITuatiON has occured" and i'd be all "you is just out of yo depth stevie, you is not even out of the baby pool and here you is trying to swim the English Channel" and I'd like help him clear up and stuff, 'cause I ain't holding nuffin against him like.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)

FUCKING YES!
*prays he dreams this tonight*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

SOUTHERN HEMISPHERIAN

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Ooooooooo
too far?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Never.
My NZ chum is crap at waitressing.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

She ain't got no SkillZ

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Or visa :(

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Or Visa
Edit: Great minds
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)

I LOVE US

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

This is terrible internet bullying.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

BAD person.
BAD BAD person.

*wets his pants laughing*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Oh you guys
See you in Hell Hull
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)