Since Wormulus has flounced, I think Chompy will find it a little lonely on here
so how about a nice OT welcome for her?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, 256 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello stranger.
*waves at Chompy*
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Ello love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

We need more ladies on OT.
I'm running out of boobies to ogle.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Yeah, it's a bit of a sausage fest on here sometimes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

And not in a good way : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Hallo
Chompy!

Welcome! We do need more females about this place. *jiggles boobs* @ BGB, and *waves* to beckyjsbx.
( cackers, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

This is more like it.
Oestrogen full and not an armpit hair in sight.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I wasn't even online when you posted this

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Where did the Chompy is a girl thing start then?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

becky was bored,
and drunk I think
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

allo you.
where'd you spring from? haven't seen you round these here parts before? thought you lived in /talk?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I do normally
I thought I would branch out and see how it all was over here. Hope you don't mind me! :)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

But I've met you and you were so delicate and all the boys said they liked you...
Ok fine, you're a boy if you want to be.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

you're a trouble maker,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

pfft
Edit: Hi Picklefairy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

lol gazzed

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Are you getting upset?
Is it that time of the month?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

No no no Al
Chompy's a boy now. I think he got confused and finally admitted he was one of the girls earlier, so now it's time for him to be a boy again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Eh?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

not at all!
welcome!
/jiggles norks.

sorry that's the custom here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

*jiggles*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Hello Chompy
And why has Wormulus flounced?

I don't get on here as often as I used to.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

I don't know why Wormulus flounced but he had very effeminate hair.
That might have been a factor in his departure.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Wormulus didn't really flounce
he just didn't want his relativly unusual but not as unusual as my name to be associated with what he posts on here. He's a trainee barister and he's done some art and shit. He says he wont be back but I don't believe him.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Why would B3ta cause trouble working in a coffee shop?
*confused*
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

no dear, that's a Barista
I think chompy meant a Barrister - someone who works with law.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

*laughs*
I know you muppet. I was trying to be funny and failed.

Fuck knows why I'm here.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

I know
Why you are here, BGB. You is lovely. *big, big fluffiehs*
( cackers, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Sometimes big fluffeihs are just not enough any more.
I need to branch out and start producing some LoLs.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

*Confuses*
Relatively unusual real name or user name?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Real name,
his name is pretty unusual, however I'm the only person on google with my name.

*lap of honour*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Me too.
Although I once googled my name and found my sister, and nothing about me at all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Is she hot?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I'm not really in a position
as to answer that question.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

ok how about this,
what percentage of your friends say that she's hot to wind you up?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

None
al doesn't have any real friends, they're all made up. Like me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

I've never had that conversation with my friends
none of my friends are 13.

That said, the b3tans that have met her said she was lovely. If that helps. I would say she is an attractive girl, but I don't know if she is "hot".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Ah right
It's probably something like 'Starshine' or Moulinex Existential then.

Do I win five pounds?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

No,
It's a irish first name with a yorkshire based surname.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Bridget Ramsbottom?

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Finnegan Simonite?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Bless you.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Thank you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

So
Ruari Grimsdale?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Paddy Tightwad?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Pffft.
Oh you naughty Devil in Tights you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Hey DG
Nice sig. And best to your lovely bride.
( cackers, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Hey cackers.
I shall pass them on. She's asleep on the couch at the mo.

You gearing up for the big move to Blighty?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

indeed
It's more than daunting. But *worth it* Yays for napping on the sofa. Hopes to see you both soonish.
( cackers, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Hopefully, yes.
Still trying to sort childcare for this weekend. Two possibilities already scratched off, two to go.

Fucksocks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

If you get stuck you can chuck him in my celler on the way down to London.
I'll remember to feed him when I feed the cats.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I'm probably going to that bash
I hope you're not weird.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

He's a geordie

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

ah

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Unlike Al
Who isn't.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Am too
you kaoltard
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Way aye man, newcy broon!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

you're so not
you're more Southern than I am
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

That's so untrue
you're so southern, you even sound a bit Sarf Afrikin sometimes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

You're so southern
that you drink shandy. HEAVY ON THE LEMO.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Thats IT
YOU FUCKING CUNTRAG! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! LOOK HOW UPSET YOU'VE MADE ME! LOOK! LOOK AT THIS! I'M USING BOLD NOW YOU CUNT!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT ON SATURDAY I CAN TELL YOU!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

YOU FUCKING CUNTING BASTARD AL.
I just spat coke on my laptop reading that. You utter utter cockweasal
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

When you say 'get it'
Is that in a southern, middle-class, New Barnet kind of way, or in a beer swilling, faux-geordie kind of way?

Or in a sexy way?

OH, GIVE OVER YOU GREAT BIG GIRL WHO'S TRYING TO HAVE A PERIOD.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

errrm
probably the southern middle class Barnét way.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Ooh, I like the accent.
Excellent. So, wimpy slaps at 20 paces, eh? Followed by swift running away and later internet hardmanning?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I was thinking we could dance around each other
shouting "Come on then!" while making sure we don't end up in a situation where we are actually forced to get close enough that blows could accidentley be exchanged.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

And then gently slap each other

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

on the buttocks and bell ends.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

I was thinking more on the leg and the back of the head
but your way works too.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

It'd be like a disgusting newton's cradle.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Best Image EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Technically I'm not
I just sound like one having lived down here for 20 odd years.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

It's like I went to Opposite land and got cloned and you stayed there and I came back!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

And it kind of depends on your definition of weird.
I have a, how shall we say, sometimes foppish taste in clothing. Probably to contrast against my shy, socially awkward nature when not on the internet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Right I'm off to bed.
It's bloody freezing and I refuse to put the heating on in June.

Goodnight.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

don't let the bugs bite...
grrr, nasty bugs!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Night!
It's probably time to put down the "don't wake me too early" catfood down and call it quits meself.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)

I think
cigarettes and Ouzo are beckoning me.

Ta ta for a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Ouzo?
Did you want to go to a gay bar on Saturday?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Starts singing Electric 6

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Which ever licensed estrablishment DG walks into
THATS your gay bar.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Piss off
There's nowt wrong with Ouzo. Standard drink of Greek fishermen. Kaol even likes it which must mean...

Oh, fuck.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

kaoltarded and proud.
I'll buy you a babysham on saturday!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Nee baaaabycham f' me, marra
Ah'll be drinkin good ol' fashioned BEEEOR an' nee mistake. An ' nern o' yer lager shite either.

Assuming I actually fucking get there that is
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

You'll probably not.
You'll probably fall over on the way.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

I'll have you know
My wounds are healing quite nicely. I'm like Wolverine, me.

Even my colleagues comemnted that my eyes looked much better and that I only look tired and not 'beaten up'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)

That will all change on Saturday...

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Probably
I'll no doubt fall over, lose an eye and then I'd be Cyclops instead. Which is fine with the whole shooting lasers and stuff, but it doesn't compare with Wolverine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Don't mix ouzo with orange juice.
No matter how many times your so called friends tell you it'll taste good.

It won't.
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

LUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
How are your boobies? Have you had any nice cock recently? Is everything good in Canadia?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

My boobies are fine.
Canadia is good. I climbed up a waterfall and ran around woods being at one with nature yesterday.

How recent is recently? if you mean today, then no :(
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Boooo.
Still, at least nature is all fun.

Is it warm over there at the moment?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

It has been.
It would appear that the east coast summer lasts for 2 weeks though, so I should make the most of it.

Nature IS fun!
Nature would be a lot more fun if a rather charming young man hadn't moved to Holland for summer school though.
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I miss you.
*sobs*
*might be mildly drunk*
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Oh clendrix!
What I wouldn't give to shove my face between your scrumptious norks right now.
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

*cries*
*sighs*
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

*momentarily forgets current decorum*
*leaps*

Helloooooooo!

Vodka, Marmalade, Ouzo and Salt - The Esther Rantzen!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Are you scared that terrible things might happen to you on Saturday?

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

He should be.
oh yes he should be.


BECAUSE I'M REALLY UPSET WITH HIM
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Brilliant!
*plots*
edit: *also gets upset with Tightly because Al is*
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Yeah!
YOU SEE DiT! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME!

DO YOU SEE THIS!!!! DO YOU!!!!! THIS, MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH ME!!!! ME AND CLENDERS ARE GONNA GO POSTAL ON YO ASS!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

How terribly exciting!
*kicks Tightly in the nuts*
What did he do?
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

He was dissing my heritage.
I got mad, real mad, and I called him out on it. And so on saturday we're gonna get all nekkid and slap each others cocks and arses.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

This will be the best weekend of my life.

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I think I called him a southerner

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

It could have been worse
you could have said I had no mad waitering skillz.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I got a degree, but they're ten-a-fucking-penny.
The service industry is where it's at. I'd like to see Stephen Hawking serve a table of 12.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I'd like to see him cope if he tripped over a dog
I'd be all like "yeah stevie, what's happening now, you've got broken crockery all on the floor and shit, where you at now boy?" and he'd be all "I DO no unDERstand how this SITuatiON has occured" and i'd be all "you is just out of yo depth stevie, you is not even out of the baby pool and here you is trying to swim the English Channel" and I'd like help him clear up and stuff, 'cause I ain't holding nuffin against him like.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)

FUCKING YES!
*prays he dreams this tonight*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

SOUTHERN HEMISPHERIAN

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Ooooooooo
too far?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Never.
My NZ chum is crap at waitressing.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

She ain't got no SkillZ

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Or visa :(

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Or Visa
Edit: Great minds
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)

I LOVE US

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

This is terrible internet bullying.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

BAD person.
BAD BAD person.

*wets his pants laughing*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Oh you guys
See you in Hell Hull
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)

What, you're going to stick a stamp on me and deliver me late?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

NO BITCH
I'm gonna send you to yo momma's and get her to sign to say you were received safely.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

The postal equivalent of
'Give me three rings'.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)

Not really, no.
But I will beg you all kindly to please, please not. It's really not my kind of thing.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

What about if I bake something nice instead then?

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)

I like this idea
can you do this for my stag do too!?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Yes, of course.
I think Tightly will end up with mini cheese-chilli scones.
What would you like?
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

Oooo, I don't know
I'll think about it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

OK. It's a promise though :)

( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)

*smacks lips*
I SAID LIPS
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:35, Reply)

*smacks Tightly*
And now I'm of to bed, my lovelies!
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36, Reply)

This is much more the sort of thing.
Just no LOLDRUGS, eh? ;)

:)

Right then folks, I am off to bed. I hope you all have dreams of me in a kilt and al and I playing conkers with our bell ends.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

ABSOLUTELY!
*goes to bed, to sleep, perchance to dream*
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

'Lo Lusty
Still singlehandedly corrupting Canananada land?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

In a word.
yes.
( wanderlust, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Dat's ma goil!
Right I'm off to bed. This is DG signing out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)