This is true
but it is a way of communicating the issue to the, how to put this nicely, errrrr, retards on the street. The sort of people who don't understand the difference between sell by dates and use by dates.

The sort of people who seem to need a reminder to breathe in and out to avoid death.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you are right
I often forget that despite everyone I associate with being pretty clever they are way above average.

Everytime I think I can't be surprised by someone's stupidity they find new ways to surpass themselves.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:31, Reply)

oh dear.
do you count clumsiness as being stupid?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36, Reply)

no, because I'm fairly clumsy
sometimes anyway

example: the other day I was making toast. I reached over the toaster to switch it off at the wall*, the toast then popped up, which made me jump and caused me to smack my arm into the wall cupboard above the toaster. Broke the fucking skin.

I'm so special sometimes.


*I told my other half it was to pop the toast up, but in reality it was because I'd forgotten I was toasting it and was just switching it off at the wall
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)