Who are you...
...some kind of fast food harbinger of doom?

Jehovah's Biscuit?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not at all
I partake of fast food when the mood takes me. I just don't worry people who are across the other side of the world that I'm going to take my life.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Fair point

Pretty slow way to do it with Mcdonalds though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Not necessarily
remember the guy who did super size me. His doctors predicted he'd be dead within months if he continued eating the way he was.

Or if you wanted even faster, just shove a load of chips in your mouth, don't chew and hold your nose.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

perhaps cover your entire body in Mc-Grease

It'd be like a chav version of Goldfinger!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'll pass
but thanks for the lovely suggestion
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Brainstorm
Naked McGrease Wrestling. Gender irrelevant, so sick it's hilarious.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)