So, MacDonalds.
Is liking Maccy D's really sick? Or just a guilty pleasure?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:57, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Some people take it very seriously apparently.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I was expecting
capitals and bold type at one point.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

It's life and death.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Have you considered all the options
and satisfaction which a life on /talk may offer? I believe this level of flippancy forms their staple diet...

Just a thought :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Yes indeedy
I am horrifically flippant what with this being a deadly serious discussion board and all. I really do apologise for breaking away from, now, what was it we were discussing again? The tube strike? The "victory" for the BNP?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

the potential suicide of a fellow B3tan as reported by a usually rather stoic, reasonable and unflappable member of the group..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Who are you talking about?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Err, Hairpot..?
What you talking about?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post444239
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

but also
"usually rather stoic, reasonable and unflappable member of the group"

Who?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Me,
I reckon.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

You are a flap.
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

And without me, you'd drown in your own mucus:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiglottis
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I'd say something here
but I don't want to be considered flippant or anything.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

SHUT YOUR NOISE-HOLE

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

*flips Al like an egg*

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

VC, I don't consider to be the type to do this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post444049

without good reason.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Hang on,
No offence, but I thought you were a troll :\
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Ha,
don't you start ;-)

True, I don't often have much to add of any value except some subtle piss taking, but I'd love to see examples of this so called 'trolling' I'm apparently so good at...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I thought that too
he assures us he isn't.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Oh how I love this place
and dream of the day I gain yours and Kaol's acceptance...

Right, I'd best put my toys back in the pram and do some work.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Who's Kaol?

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Wears Kaol..?
Shorely? ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

If I were you I wouldn't
bother about whether or not me and Mr. K. accept you, I would just remember where you are.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I hadn't forgotten where I was
Though I think you'd forgotten that sometimes there's a real person on the other end of the pixels...

(You might even notice I joined in a little after we found out that everything was ok and VC wasn't about to discover a body)

Anyway, I'm going to gracefully back out of a fight which isn't mine.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

There's two or three cracking jokes in there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Awh,
Thanks :)
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

My two favourite were

You should just make your own burgers,

(PsychoChomp is not a girl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:05,

And

Seriously
I don't want to have to go through this again. Apart from the stuff up there about KFC, this wasn't at all interesting.

(cheeses swept, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Mine too
even if I say so myself.
edit: who's Cheeses Swept? I've not noticed them before but they seem like a regular.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I used to think it was Bert,
But he's too funny to be Bert.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I think it's a meat puppet
but I don't know. They've popped up a few times, mainly to deliver a rude line. But they were arguing on beckys behalf during the pantsgate affair.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

it is a particularly amusing meat puppet
funnier than mine at any rate.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I think he deserved all the grief he got
because he put her in such a shitty situation.
The fact she also got annoyed was unfortunate, and I offered her actual advice and help via gaz which is much more apropriate than in the replies.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Yeah, that was good, nice one mate :-)
I was just having a very, very rare "actually slightly offended at B3ta" moment when I saw Al get told to fuck off over something distasteful he said and then start a thread to milk it.

I'm sure I'll get over it ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

mm
This place is getting more and more like /b/..
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

^ This, this, a thousand times THIS.
I'm so fucking livid right now I'm surprised I can speak. It's all very well to joke about Maddie and so on but this was one of our own, a friend of mine. Next thing we'll all be calling one another fags and telling women "tits or GTFO". This should not - and will not - be treated as funny.
( Maladicta, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

What I love about these self-appointed guardians of the internet...
Is that they say things like this, but back them up with a little smiley, so they don't appear utterly Kaoltarded.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

To me that just makes them more Kaoltarded

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Nothing guilty about it
Best is the Sweet Chilli Chicken deli, with half mayo, and fuckloads of chilli!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Are you really my friend?

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Not really
why do you ask?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Just wondering how much to care.

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

I'd like to think you care a lot about me.
I'm very special.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Particularly special...

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Yeah.
Needs
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I find
its a very good hangover cure or can stop a hangover occurring entirely if consumed on the way home after a drunken night out (usually from the one outside Liverpool Street)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I don't know which is worse
A hangover, or that feeling you get when you remember you ate a Maccy D's the night before.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Deffo
the feeling you get when you remember you ate a Maccy D's the night before. You get that weird aftertaste in your mouth for most of the day, regardless of how much you brush your teeth, it hangs around. *blurgh*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Yeah, i've never quite understood that.
It kind of coats your teeth.

Bleurgh.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

But you can still feel it,
No matter how much you brush them :\
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

It makes me sad.
If I can remember the day before I'll try and stock my fridge with bacon, eggs and M&S sub rolls, now that is a proper hangover cure!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Mmmm
Well, I know what I'm doing on saturday.

And sunday morning.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I have never had a hangover!
But this is a perfect wake-up meal after a night on the beers.
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

You deserve one :(

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I do! I try really hard!

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I know you try hard.
I think you need to try harder though.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I sense a challenge for saturday night now.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I used to do four nomihodais in a row
collapse in my flat at 4.30am and then get up at 6.30am and go to work.
But hey, I love a challenge!
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Its all
different kinds of yum. I bloody love M&S food.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

24Hour McDonalds
It's great! Shame it's not in the town centre though

Stupid little market town :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

The problem
with the 24hour Maccy Ds is that its quite a scary place to go at 2am, well, the one in Leytonstone is anyway.

You stand outside with a queue of murderers waiting patiently while someone at the front shouts abuse to a guy behind bullet-proof glass and generally throws a chocolate milkshake about the place screaming ‘I’za gonna stab you up innit blood’.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

That's not Maccy D's
That's just Leytonstone!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Hehehe
That is true, I need to move! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

It's almost as bad
As Croydon.

Ah Croydon, the second highest crime rate in Greater London.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I've only been to Croydon twice,
once on a course for Ford and another time to meet up with DiT, both times I feared for my life. :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

At least Croydon has Beanos
The best music store in the world.............ever!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

EVER??
High praise indeed. All the good music shops I knew and loved have closed down now! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Try Coney Island parking lot in Detroit at 4am.

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I don't understand the need to argue about what other people like.
I occasionally eat breakfast there. I don't think it's sick to eat there unless you're eating there everyday, two or three times a day, which a load of americans do. I just don't happen to be one of them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

What? There are Americans who don't eat all their meals there?
Kristine, I think you're telling fibs...
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I prefer Taco Bell Pizza Hut express
*fats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Mmm...Taco Bell.

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Is that a Pizza with a taco on top?
this sounds like a great idea.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Taco pizza is the best
but no
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Tacos are absurd

they fall into bits after the first bite. Rubbish
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

golly
they've done that for years, you'd think people would get over it by now
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Pffft!
You're doing it wrong.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I've only eaten them once
I normally only eat gluten free, low GI, 0% fat, reduced salt, organic, caffiene free, low calory dirt.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

you should try caffienated bacon
or baconated coffee
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Caffinated bacon would win Breakfast for ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Consumption of fast food brings you one step closer to hell.
So if Hair pot wants to partake of such a delight, I say let him.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Who are you...
...some kind of fast food harbinger of doom?

Jehovah's Biscuit?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Not at all
I partake of fast food when the mood takes me. I just don't worry people who are across the other side of the world that I'm going to take my life.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Fair point

Pretty slow way to do it with Mcdonalds though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Not necessarily
remember the guy who did super size me. His doctors predicted he'd be dead within months if he continued eating the way he was.

Or if you wanted even faster, just shove a load of chips in your mouth, don't chew and hold your nose.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

perhaps cover your entire body in Mc-Grease

It'd be like a chav version of Goldfinger!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I'll pass
but thanks for the lovely suggestion
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Brainstorm
Naked McGrease Wrestling. Gender irrelevant, so sick it's hilarious.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I have it roughly once every 6 months just to confirm I don't like it.
I always feel like I need to have a shower afterwards, literaly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Every couple of years
I suddenly start thinking that Big Macs taste nice. Eventually I succumb and have one.

Then I know they're rather unpleasant for another couple of years.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)