Heyyyyyy, I was nice about it
in a stern "tell him to get some professional help and/or get his family involved and then back away" kind of way.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You were fine dude ( + lots of other people were too)
I think Bex was referring to a certain noisy minority.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

There was an awful lot of stuff going on off-thread.
It's always good to remember that none of us has all the facts to hand.
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

And that the information given was very short coming

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

EDIT
the place for things like that is with people you know, as in, actually know, meeting, sharing meaningful time, rather than just words on a screen, and with professional counsellors and not on a comedy website. Big cocks and dripping fannies and stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

That sounded awfully like serious words there Al
You feeling ok?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

sorry I shall edit it to make it better

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Phew, you had me worried then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

This is true, cheers Clendrix
I've cheered up now. Wasn't my fight to start with.
No hard feelings, Al?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Al
ALWAYS has "hard feelings".
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

He told me
that was his wallet and it just had a LOT of loose change jangling around.

I feel soiled.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Nope,
That noise was the loops of barbed wire knocking together.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Ah
Oh dear.

Well they do say it's good to be paranoid in case they are actually following you, so I can only imagine you speak the truth.

Oh well, no great loss.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

yeah, i'm a hero
but where's my parade?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

There's a group of tramps wandering through the park outside.
I'll get them to chant your name.
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Are they looking for me again?

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

They wondered why you'd left them

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

They've gotta learn to function without me there to rule them.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

They're homeless, give them a break

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I tried that.
Got arrested for assault.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

That would make me feel special
or spesh-hull
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)