alcohol
lots of cigarettes, and the extraordinary ability to blather utter bullshit.

BTW, fancy another joint birthday bash this year or would you prefer I didn't rock up, get drunk and eat all of your cakes?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:57, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Yeah, that'd be fun. I didn't get much cake last year as it all mysteriously disappeared
How old are you going to be this year?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

I only had 3 slices!
um mumble mumble mumble 35 mumble mumble
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YER OLD
mumble mumble 31 mumble
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

nah its ok
most of the time I can pass for late 20's and the joints haven't started going yet
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)