Kinda that...
More that most of the time I read by shape :p
Starts with "The".
Is about |-----------------------| that long.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:50, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

"Is about |-----------------------| that long."
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!

Oh, wait, you meant my name...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I've only just realised your name is crow.
I've been reading it for weeks as the Supreme Cow
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

/checks self for udders
...would you prefer me as a cow?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Only if you trample David Blunkett

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

And get the job done this time

( Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Hmm...
Might be easier to remain a crow. Then I can peck out his eyes. He won't be needing them any time soon...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

What would be the point then?
Surely you'd be better off pecking out something that he needs... like his heart!


Edit: Actually, he probably wouldn't even miss it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Good point.
And I'm sure heart tastes nicer than eyeball.

Could peck the eyeballs out of Nick Griffin, though - the only way to ensure that his "Now-with-100%-less-racism" party is truly colour-blind...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

I may have missed it
but have we gotten to the bottom yet of how Mr Blunkett knew it was a cow and not a bull?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Because his dog told him
No...wait, that's silly. He must have groped the animal.

(Well, it was his birthday)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Groped as in
Kimberley Quinn?!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)