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Seeing as I'll never get a QOTW suggestion chosen
The numbers on a roulette wheel - 1-36 - add up to 666
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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I blame Vipros.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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for the question suggestion not being chosen
or for the numbers adding up to 666?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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Devil-stuff.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Maths is FUN
edit: However I thought I should point out that you are wrong, the numbers on a roulette wheel go from 0-36
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PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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Still adds up to 666.
I just checked.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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yes, well done
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PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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Yay, thank you!
:)
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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Maths are indeed fun when you know how to use them
Do you see how 0 is a lesser number than 1?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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Today I've learned
That "Zero" doesn't make a difference.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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And it was brought to you by the letters
K A O L T A R D E D and the number 0
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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That's far too many letters for one day.
Oh, why do rats crap exactly five times when you pick them up?
Is it fear or excitement?
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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Mine never did
but they were always excited. They'd crap if you kept them out too long, but mine were house trained.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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It's strange,
Exactly five nuggets, then you can hold 'em for like an hour with no more pooping.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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How odd
I expect their fear nuggets. If they happen as soon as you take them out of the cage
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Quite possible.
They're still getting used to us.
Although they do it even if they've climbed onto your hand :\
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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Thinking about it, mine did it for the first week or so that Ihad them
and they'd nibble my fingers to tenderise the meat. Never bit properly though, they were just testing.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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I've heard girls do that too
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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Or they vomit a little acid to break the flesh down
Or inject some flesh-eating poison from their fangs.
Apparently they do this until they're married under the eyes of God. Mummy told me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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The fangs
Are "The teeth down there", right?
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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Oh yes, mummy warned me about
Vagina Dentata
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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Haha,
Yeah, ours do that!
Just squeeze your fingers with their teeth.
I thought it was biting me slowly the first time :\
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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They're just testing
Next time you get KFC, give them the bones. It's very amusing to see them devour them
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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Don't like KFC.
So... Never :p
Sounds fun though!
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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It may be lesser in value but it is more important.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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I fucking LOVE Roulette
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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SATANIST
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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He's like SATAN
in DRAG him.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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SANTAIST!
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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SETANTAIST!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Russian?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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The best kind!
I'm tempted to buy a revolver.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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I have a foam dart firing revolver
Russian Roulette with that hurts.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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Some kind of drinking game?
I THINK SO!
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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I shall endeavour to bring it at some point ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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We used to do this.
Started off early in the day/evening - 4 shot glasses stolen from a pub.
One filled with straight Vodka, 3 filled with water. Every so often we'd go for a game. It really is a great laugh.
Of course as the night goes on it turns into 3 vodkas / 1 water or depending on who is pouring 4 vodkas / 0 water.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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Sorry...
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EDIT: SHIT!
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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Reply:
Yes you are.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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:(
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Nice try
Use some kind of online translator?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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SODDING CUNTING SLANKYFLANGED BABELFISH.
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Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Yeah,
English to Fail.
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Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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*smirks*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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Giraffes
are the only animal born with horns.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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You have to tickle Chthonic in the right place
to get a question chosen.
If you want to know where, press 'REVEAL' on your remote control now.
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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*presses reveal*

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chart cat has an itch, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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