Fuck me, what a week
Monday, I find my imminent house sale is now delayed by at least another 4-6 weeks

Tuesday all kinds of shenanigans documented on a post on page 166 which was a bit of an experience to say the least.

Which leaves today, ah today, getting woken up at 4am by a bunch of screaming children, then having the head gasket go on my car on the M11, on top of a load of other things wrong with it means im now selling a cornea to fix it.

Bah, so what ladies and gentlemen, will go wrong tomorrow?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:45, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you could stub your toe

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I'll take
a stubbed toe, even if its a black nailer
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

See below.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I fail to see
what is so bad about registering donthaveaniceday.blogspot.com
:)

Hah, as someone who has been stubbornly mimpily single for many years until recently I know exactly how you feel
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Your cock might fall off.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

A crippling case of death for sure

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

or cock falling off

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

mmmm
death or knoblessness?

tough choice
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)

marvellous
anyone want a couple of thousand books and a load of manga dvds?

/pens will
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Books please.
Wait, what genre?

I'll pass on the manga though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

err
fiction, 80s horror, fantasy, sci-fi, about a hundred graphic novels or so
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

I can has manga?
Can you gaz me a list of what you have? All mine's in French and German and in Wales.
( Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Can I have your girlfriend if you die.
Ooops! Just remembered how old she is.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)

nooo
she's mine (hugs defensively)
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:30, Reply)

You'll probably trap the end of your willy in a zip.
Or you might get a papercut.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

On his knob
which might then fall off.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Oh, for sure.
But not before it turns green and stops doing that pre cum thing.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

My cock's never done that pre-cum thing :(

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)

INTERNET WEIRDO!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)