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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you have a beard, right?
Sure. I could never turn down a beard.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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Oi!
I saw him first, he's mine!
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Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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you had your chance
and you claim not to remember grabbing me by the beard and snogging me
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Ah...
Doesn't that count as laying claim?
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Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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not if you don't remember it
you devious temptress
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Maybe I do...
Maybe I don't...
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Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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changing your tune now
now there's some other interest.
brazen hussy
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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Yeah.
I like to change my tune.
I'll get you to play me like a flute.
Hmmm...
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Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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no matter how much you beg
I'm never going to purse my lips and blow across your hole while fingering your buttons
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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You say that now,
But you'll change your mind, one day, and I'll be there.
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Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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beard knee trembler in the alley behind the pub.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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?
beard knee trembler in the alley behind the pub a cock.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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