Get them to send marzipan,
it's greasy and smells of almonds. So, apparently does semtex (or at least some other form of plastic explosive). So it tends to cause at least one or two security alerts each year
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Nah Mazipan is horrible,
it ruins wedding cake.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

*beats psychochomp to death with a Battenburg*
Marzipan is AWESOME, blasphemer!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I bet you like Tuna too.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Tuna makes me hurl.
Violently.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Ha-ha.
Weakling.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Don't make me feed you cat-food again.

( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

God no
Foul stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)