I fixed two peoples bikes today
anyone else in an altruistic mood?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:37, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha, no we're all grumpy cunts here

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:06, Reply)

Oh wait...I bought lunch for Gonzo.

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:10, Reply)

What was it?
I had sausage and Stilton sandwiches.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:13, Reply)

We ate Chinese food.
I felt naughty having that for lunch - but the place was full of fuckers stuffing themselves with noodles.
Sandwich sounds yum.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:18, Reply)

sesame seed bread too..
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:23, Reply)

pretty much everyone on qotw
oh wait, thought that said "autistic"

as you were
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:23, Reply)

Im not autistic
I'm just dyslexic, so I can deal with people when my spell checker is on
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:25, Reply)

Sorry Gilgy, nothing here for you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:25, Reply)

libidinous

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:25, Reply)

good word.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:26, Reply)

I've tried to write and correct the sentence three bloody times

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:27, Reply)

Its arse that spell check does not work in the subject line

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)

I always keep a tab open with dictionary.com
since I started actually posting I've been paranoid of my spelling and spell check everything or check it's definitions
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)

I use the spell check that comes with firefox

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:38, Reply)

I'm probably the only person on the planet still using explorer

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:40, Reply)

yeah
I get flamed when I use that. everyone I know uses either firefox or chrome. are you at work?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:41, Reply)

yep
but I use it at home too, nobody I know irl uses firefox unless they have to.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)

Y?
I never use I.E. if I can help it. Mainly due to the spelling thing
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:47, Reply)

Why? when you have the choice at home
I love the adblock, spellchecker and screenshot programme
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:47, Reply)

I don't have the choice at home
it didn't come with my laptop and I'm not really interested in it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:53, Reply)

Its like a one min download.
Plus its got better virus protection, and all it takes is one minor change to your settings menu
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)

it's all about the mouse gestures
in firefox
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

I just started crying
over the mistreatment of poor people and the arrogance and ignorance of a certain male...

Who died in 1790.
FFS.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:49, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's the sort of thing that sets me off!

Watching the news can be an ordeal if there's any sad story (so that's every day).

Even Lassie films set me off.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:58, Reply)

Go to B&Q
were there is some cheap cement.

Buy some.

Eat it.

Harden the fuck up.

or don't, I'm not your e-mother
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:02, Reply)

*obeys*
MTFU!

*Eats ground glass*

*Dons Chuck Norris Action Pants*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:14, Reply)

GET TO THE CHOPPA

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:16, Reply)

I always cry when I'm watching NCIS...the old episodes with Kate in.
I'll be trying to eat dinner and then I'm choking on something because I'm sniffling because of something on that stupid show.

Who were you crying over?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:03, Reply)

i prefer CSI
but NCIS is not bad.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:12, Reply)

I think CSI is a bit too bloody for me.
I've only seen bits of a couple episodes, mind.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:13, Reply)

I love it.
Me and my mum like to watch programs about murders and talk about bludgeoning in the commercials.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:15, Reply)

That post completely negates all you said to me just up there ^
Hahahahahaaha!

Awesome!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:16, Reply)

how come?
whenever I'm back home I enjoy a good evening of tea biscuits and mutilated call girls with my mum.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)

That's quite normal
Norman.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:23, Reply)

My dad is sci fi person
my mum likes the 'orrible murders* I like both so I watch stuff with them in shifts.


*she is a cockney
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I always try to see if I can solve the puzzle before the end of the show.
I managed quite well with The Closer the other night.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:17, Reply)

was that the episode name ?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:19, Reply)

Products of Discovery

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:21, Reply)

Not heard of the closer.
is it new?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Naw, it's been on for quite a while now, but that's here
it's pretty good
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Ill look it up

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:27, Reply)

It's great
Don't tell me nuffink, I'm watching it now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Joseph II of Austria
He's an absolut(ist) idiot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Hell No
I've been grumpy and mean to everyone.

I'm going to go kick some kittens now.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:16, Reply)

I stood on a cat earlier
It was accidental....but dear god, did she scream!

Oops.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Good, now I don't
have to and can start to be nice again.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:19, Reply)

was it old?
once they get to a certain age cats like to leave their tails dangling about.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:19, Reply)

No, she's only about four
but she decided to come and say hello while I was in the garden, she sneaked up on me and I stepped back not realising she was there until I heard the scream. Then she ran away, pausing at the garden gate where she turned round to look at me in a sad disappointed way that only cats can.

Then she flounced off (oh god, I'm flouncing now too...) and ate some small furry mammals.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:26, Reply)

mmm mamals

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)