Do those anatomically correct blow up dolls
you could order from the back of porn mags count?

Oops, too much information.


Edit: Really, I never had one of those, really. Never needed one.

How do you delete these resposnes?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:20, Reply)

No, really, I didn't!

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:24, Reply)

suuuuuuuure

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:24, Reply)

loving this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:28, Reply)

I bet you do, you naughty little minx

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:32, Reply)

Merely the embarrassment it's causing :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:33, Reply)

Kinky

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:35, Reply)

Kristine proudly demonstrates
her love of plastic figures in the picture on her profile!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:35, Reply)

haha
I read your post and was like 'wtf'

I had to check my own stupid profile, I had forgotten that picture was on there :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:39, Reply)

You don't have to be ashamed anymore,
Join the Plastic Lovers Liberation Front and be Proud!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:41, Reply)

I am not ashamed, I embrace my love for plastic
you should heed your own advice, obi wan
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:47, Reply)

I live in Vermont and am just waiting
for the legislature to legalize plastic marriage.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:58, Reply)

Oh no, not me. Here in Virginia, we like to be players, you know, love em and leave em...
in the garbage pile.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:07, Reply)

what virginia?
west or east?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:11, Reply)

east?
there's only virginia and west virginia
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:13, Reply)

In West by God Virginia
It's sheep that have to worry, they don't have any plastic there.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Haha West By God Virginia
wild and wonderful!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Wild and wooly

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:26, Reply)

hahaha
hey now, that's where good ol' Patsy Cline got started...at Rainbow Road.
Don't go there though.
It's fucken scary.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)

I actually spent a lot of time in WVa in the late 1970's and actually liverd there for a couple of months in 1980
(showing my extremely advanced age right now) and never had any problems. Just make sure you drive an old pickup truck, spit tobacco juice and mumble with a hillbilly accent and you will be fine. That advice is for women, males have to act a little tougher and get in fights a lot.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

geography fail.
sorry.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:20, Reply)

don't be sorry
gave me a giggle at least
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)

you cant
Lolplasticfwaps.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:24, Reply)