I have been.
Here is a poem I have written for you:

Oh Beckyjsbx
Do you want to do sex?
I swear I've done it with loads of girls
And I think that we'd make excellent sexual partners
I tumesce.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think I just did my first sex wee

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Just imagine what it'd be like
If you heard that in my gravelly, manly voice.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

MMmmm...is it like David Carradine's before his little accident?
His is niiiiiice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Right before that.
But not the "akk! Akk! Hreee! This has gone quite wrong! But... Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OH YEAH! Akk." Not that bit.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

burbles with joy
ladyprecums a little more
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Oh god
that thought is giving me my gentlemans cocoa tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

What will you use for marshamallows?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Oh god, why do you ask these thing?
awaits reply
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

You've just made me really wet.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

YOU FILTHY BITCH.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Are you doing that precum thing?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)