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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm currently doing
This programme.

It's quite good. I'm just coming up to the end of week two.

I've been watching Dollhouse too. It's a very good show and I'm glad it's been given a second series.

So, read any good books lately?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:23, 114 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
But you'll still be you, so what's the point?
DiT and I were talking about Dollhouse at the weekend, I didn't know it had been renewed :)

Currently reading: Is it me, or is everything shit?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
I'll still be me
but I'll be me being able to do 100 push ups.

I've bought a pull up bar too. There is a programme for doing 20 pull ups.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
Dear god, you'll be musclebound and I wont be able to resist you.
I can do 15 pullups. More than that and my arms fall off. And I cry.

So what are you reading at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
Moby Dick
It's a very good book.

I doubt I can do more than one or two pull ups at the moment. But I have high hopes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
I think because I did kickboxing for so long, so I had to have good upper body strength. I'd be rubbish at it now.
YM
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
Strange
I was about to start that programme. But then, I have amazing guns anyway. And my leg muscles are really coming on.

I'm reading Phoenix Squadron and A Madness of Angels, which is very shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
Transfers affections back to DiT now he's made an appearance
*swoons over leg muscles*
Sorry Al, you just don't compare
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
That's so unfair
My legs are dead nice too you know.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)
For a *girl*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
*cries a little*

I'll show you, I'll show all of you!

*goes and gets yoga ball and starts squatting*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
FUck stand back, Al's squatting
Takes cover
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
Amazing really how al is quite a young man, but he has the grey and shrunken sack of a wizened old Chinese Philosopher.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
You'd noticed too?
Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one. The way it drags along the floor just sickens me.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
younger than you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
Younger you may be
But at least my scrotum hasn't ever been mistaken for Keith Richards.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)
My scrotum actually stood
in for Keef on the Voodoo Lounge dates in Berlin.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)
To be fair to you
They probably sounded better that night.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
I would wonder which was more talented if I hadn't met Keef
Not yet been introduced to the scrote, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time. I am afterall a girl. ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
Have you met Keef?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
Yeah, he came along to puppy school with his little girlfriend and their puppy
Nice guy, but the dog's mental
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)
Sounds cool
You've met all the cool people haven't you. I've always thought it must be weird meeting my personal heroes. I honestly wouldn't know what to say to them other than "you're great you are!" which must be really tedious for them to hear.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)
Pretty much, he's got a laugh like Sid James though, which when you're trying to explain castration to his girlfriend is really offputting
He was interested in the posters we had on parasites though.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)
You're WHAT?
*combs hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
that's right, genuine bona fide GIRL ON THE INTERNET
QUICK TO THE PANDERTRON
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
ENGAGED!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)
WOOHOO

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)
*engages pandertron 9000*
Oh, I find that I get on better with women. No really, I'm very sensitive. I like roses and poetry and everything. We should meet IRL and I can read you some of my poetry while I do pressups on my amazing gums. Did I mention I'm a fighter pilot and WAR HERO?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)
I say, have you been to the South pole as well?
You sound awfully dashing
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)
I have been.
Here is a poem I have written for you:

Oh Beckyjsbx
Do you want to do sex?
I swear I've done it with loads of girls
And I think that we'd make excellent sexual partners
I tumesce.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)
I think I just did my first sex wee

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)
Just imagine what it'd be like
If you heard that in my gravelly, manly voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)
MMmmm...is it like David Carradine's before his little accident?
His is niiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)
Right before that.
But not the "akk! Akk! Hreee! This has gone quite wrong! But... Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OH YEAH! Akk." Not that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)
burbles with joy
ladyprecums a little more
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)
Oh god
that thought is giving me my gentlemans cocoa tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
What will you use for marshamallows?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)
Oh god, why do you ask these thing?
awaits reply
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)
You've just made me really wet.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)
YOU FILTHY BITCH.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)
Are you doing that precum thing?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)
Did you ever walk to the south pole?
Or get married before?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)
FUCK YOU
Don't make me come over there and get all Iraq on your ass! I SO went to all those places! People who say I'm a liar are liars! I am a sex albatross and a HERO!

*sings* I can be your hero ba-beh!

DON'T MAKE ME DELETE THREADS!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)
Oh Em Gee, as soon as the bash is over, you have to change your sig to
IS A SEX ALBATROSS
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)
I will, then.
I will follow it with "as recommended by Beckyjsbx".
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
I doubt it'd fit, but it's worth a shot

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)
I've heard that somewhere before...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)
I bet you have you FEEEELTHY BEEEETCH

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)
Yeah, he was listening in
last time I was trying to have sex with a dog.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)
Poor dog, they're used to far bigger than what you had to offer clearly

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)
My arse crack stood in for Charlie Watts too
It was okay, but it kept missing the ride.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
eyes and everything

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)
God knows where he keeps the cigarette.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
It hurt for a couple of days I will admit.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
You shouldn't have lit it then, should you?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
Oh you cunts, you've made me spill my drink now

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)
It's not really our fault you're a spastic, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)
MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAMMMMAMAMMAAMMMM!!!!
HELLLOOOO MY NUM IS BEKKKKY IIIIIM SO SPESHUL.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)
Oh, al.
I've told you so many times, type with hands not forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)
But then I can use both hands for wanking.
Oh god my flatmates are going to think I'm even more mental for cackling with laughter now
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
You made me this way.
I hope you're proud.


I would be
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
Oh that's not an image I need in my head
tucked into the seam probably
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
Bollocks they are
they're skinnier than mine with bulk fat chunky thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
Yeah baby
You know where the sugar is. Not with that dodgy geordie type.

*stretches calves* Ooh, I'm still burning from that ride.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
swoons again
Mmm...stretchy legs
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
Ludmilla's Broken English by DBC Pierre
A unique way with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
Guys and Dolls by Damon Runyan
Shady characters in 1920's Manhattan - you can't go wrong...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)
Did we run out of steam?
typical, al. You get me all worked up and leave me unsatisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)
He's such a cock tease

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)
I ran out of Panda
And page.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)
pfft any excuse

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)
I'll give you any excuse young lady
just you watch me.

That's not a bad plan actually, you just watch me as I demonstrate on DiT here.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)
It's not as good as:
"I'm sorry, I'm tired"
"I can't help but think of ym, I'm sorry"
or
"I think I have fallen for you, and I don't just want to fuck any more. I want to make love."
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
That last one is the one I use all the time with becky when I don't want to go on top.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
You bastard, you promised you wouldn't tell

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
Weirdly, he uses that with me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
What can I say
I'm a lazy lover.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
Last Thursday...he said that to me
Oh god I feel so used
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
Don't.
He didn't even do me the courtesy of a reacharound.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)
The bastard

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:09, Reply)
Jesus H
what are you people like?

Where are the whiny bitches tonight anyway?
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
which ones?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)
'Evening.
Hopefully, they've fucked off.

OMG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)
Or go to burger king

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
Or chicken cottage

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
Or Happy Fried Chicken
They do a good line in nooses.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
And they do currys too.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
Death curry!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)
Death curry made from razor blades and paracetamol.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
O HAI
THey were all in the HSH thread earlier, but appear to have fucked off now
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
HSH
Hot damn, it's Shit in Here
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
So take off all your clothes...

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
*strips*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
*smirks*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
what a terrible shame
Though it makes this place more fun to read.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
I'm still trying to work out who you are,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
I've watched the first three episodes of dollhouse
it's meh, but I hear it gets better

Read "flowers for algernon" it's about a retard like you who becomes a genius like me, forum banter etc honestly it's a great book.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
It gets much better
It's a really good series.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
You just watch it in the vain hope you'll see Eliza Dushku's Norks.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
She does take a lot of showers.
And there is one scene where she's a dominatrix in leather pants.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)
She's not the greatest actress ever though is she.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
She's good enough
and she's really quite fit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
Grrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
She's rubbish
but she's exceptionally hot,
so it balances out.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
She ruins 24 :(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
Sweet dreams people
I'm off to think about some DiT lovin'
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
OH HELL YES!
*thrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
I am currently reading
Scarlett Thomas's Popco.

I've also just sent her a friend request on Facebook because I've met her a few times....she hasn't replied.

I think she knows I'd stalk her.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Look her up on twitter
you can stalk anonymously on there ,)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
You may not like this...
But I hated 'The End of Mr. Y'
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
I thought it was a great idea
but I couldn't get a handle on her writing style. And her swearing felt kind of... empty...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
I actually think that your writing, CL, is much betterer.
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
it had some interesting concepts
the thing about the universe not being how it is until someone thinks of/proves it, and then it's always been like that is a thought-provoking idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:37, Reply)
Goodnight all.
I'm shattered. Will no doubt dream of b3ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)
Night sweets x

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)

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