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What would you like to throw into the Ocean of Insanity?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh, and lycra-clad armadildos.
not a typo...
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Are they armchairs that are designed to - * ahem * - snugly fit the female anatomy?
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

armour-plated dildos for the more "aggresive" female...
perhaps.
didn't really think it through, just thought up the word and needed to use it ;-)
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

too many hours of workingness!
it's only thursday and i've done 6 twelve hour days on the trot, just like a little pony.
god i love horses. i think they are the best of all the animals.
apart from the armadildo. which i have now decided is just like a normal armadillo except it has a robotic steam-powered todger just like "Steely Dan" in the William Burroughs book...
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

and tomorrow, you can patent your steam-punk armadillo/dildo, and any other literary-genre/animal/sextoy hybrids.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

i've to be up at 5:30 tomorrow, cos Gronzo and I are going to Alton Towers!!!
so i will bid you goodnight and don't let the armadildo bite...
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll lock the armadildo in the sex-dungeon.
( , Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
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