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Home Sweet Home
We've not had an evening HSH-thread for some time, so let's have one.

HOME SWEET HOME
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:32, 151 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Im new to off topic
what do I do in HSH?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)
Many things.
But mostly eat cake.

/hands out tiny muffins
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)
Yay micromuffins!
Too bad they're too small for the human eye.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)
They're not small
they're just far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)
ah, teh internet cakes :)

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)
NOM

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)
Are they lies?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)
Dunno Ill have a fag and pretend its cake flavored

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
*patents*
*makes millions*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)
new from lidil:
smokeable batternberg! Its marzipan and cancer at the same time !!!11
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)
*sells millions to chavs*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)
mmmmmmmmmmm
pan of marzi

*dreams*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)
Nom nom nyom
I love the batternburg
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)
Psychochomp doesn't
she's a strange one and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)
yeah
WTF is up with that ?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
tastebuds wired up all wrong

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)
have one for me, will you?
I feel a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)
k

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)
They're not lies - they're just virtual.
However, real cake makes me put on real weight.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)
Yo Will!
Talk bollox, and talk about whatever's on your mind, but not necessarily in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)
With that in mind, a Father Jack-like old man on my bus route tonight
farted just as he got off, and I was chewing on it all the way home. Rancid rancid rancid old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)
.
Was that the sort of fart you could not just smell, but taste?

At my old job, my boss would do such farts whenever he had been out for a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)
Very much so,
And I had to walk through it to get off the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
oh. my. god.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)
My boss's stomach
rumbles so loud the entire office hears it. Like it did today.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)
I used to work with a guy who could shit for england.
He was required to inform everyone after he had used the works bog, as it took up to 3 hours for the air to be breathable. keep in mind this is at a waste disposal site.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)
Makes me think of Ace Ventura:
"Do NOT go in there!"
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)
yep
One time it was unavoidable to go in there, she came out green. I also remember him because he got in a huff when I dropped a wardrobe on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)
Better than
caek! om nom nom...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
Im leaving hull soon
when I get past the city limits into east riding I'm going to yell "Hahaha look you spongers I had '20p for the bus' all along" while holding a coin aloft.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:43, Reply)
Uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhh so not even CLOSE to home time
gosh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)
Hi Kristine
I take it you live in one of those places with strange timezones.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)
how far behind GMT are you?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)
5 hours
it's currently 2:41
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
well if the wethers the same
your due a nice evening
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)
I hope so.
Out for pizza and beer tonight.

It's been relatively mild weather today but it'll probably storm really bad later, it has the last two days, then we can go dancing in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)
Pizza and beer sounds good.
we need more pubs/pizzareas here
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)
for shizz
But you're not allowed to drink a lot there, which sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:01, Reply)
they limit your drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)
oh yeah
I'm a beer drinking fool and they'll limit you 2 pitchers for a party of 3 and that's pushing it...becauase it's "a family restaurant"....lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)
How much in a pitcher?
does gin come in pitchers?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)
6 glasses of beer
and no lol
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)
so thats like 4 pints each
fuck that. I know of no restaurant in the UK that does anything to limit their customers drink intake.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)
fuck that is right!
You have the ability to be cut off anywhere, for any reason, I was once cut off at Friday's because I had 3 bottles of beer in an hour. I was no where near intoxicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
The only time I have seen someone cut off is for throwing glasses at passing cars
when people wouldn't sing rugby songs with him.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)
haha
I don't know any rugby songs :(

my best friend and I sing 'You are my sunshine' whenever someone orders a lemon drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)
swing low sweet chariot
EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU091YLgC9Q
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)
But how much is a glass?
A pint or a half-pint?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)
keep in mind
UK pint: 562ml
US pint: 454ml
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)
oh my god
I don't know
they're around 354ml
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)
coke can size-ish?
pffft I say, pffft
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)
RIGHT
they get really fierce about it too, all 'oh you can only have one pitcher if you're not eating, two if you are depending on how many people in your party'

party? no parties there!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)
no party here

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)
*starts stopwatch*
*to see how long it will be before someone says something rude*

ARSE!

*stops stopwatch*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:39, Reply)
Feck!

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)
ym

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
yum

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:45, Reply)
Tooooolip!
That's cheating! You started the stopwatch and said ARSE. But at least you didn't start the arse and say STOPWATCH.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)
I didn't say it was a race

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)
Empty-headed helloes
From an Internet weirdo! I've just come from lunch with one of my dearest friends. NYC is a blend of rain, humidity, and evil.
How's everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)
not too bad
how is NYC?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)
terminally stalled
Between fits of summer and cold blowing rain.
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)
sounds like old york
but with (presumably) less tea rooms
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)
it IS old York
to me at this stage!
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)
ever bin to the uk?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)
yes
Many times, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)
woo.
Including York?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)
actually, no
Haven't made it up that way.
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)
Dont bother
York is nice but a total tourist trap. Go if you like Vikings or are in the area, but I wouldn't make a special trip.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)
Another American!
* Plays USA national anthem *

At work, the company director has just come back from an important trade-show, but has yet to give a report on what's going on. This sounds a bit ominous.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)
oh no!
That doesn't sound good, Spak. But the American national anthem is worse! Please * make it stop*

TY
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)
* Grabs needle of recordplayer *
Now I can focus on ominous news from my company.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)
It'll stop
when you get here, don't worry :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)
I was meant to be in NYC on tuesday.
*saddest of sad faces*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)
was this for the cruse thing?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:12, Reply)
ah, that's too bad
The rumour is that we'll have better weather by then. At present it's just disgusting. Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
Oooo
I've been regular-ing OT for a while, but I've never been in a HSH thread before.

*wonders at newness*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)
it's not new
it's just been... retired for a while.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)
Its new for me
:)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)
Then you need
moar cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)
Yay
Cake!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)
Out of favour
I would have said
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)
that's a better phrase
some might have said cunted in the fuck
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)
Greetings Applebite and welcome to HSH
Unlike the other threads, HSH is just a continuous stream of conciousness with none of those imposed barriers such as topic. If the other threads are a city-grid, HSH is an ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)
Hm, I like the sound of that.
*prepares to dive in*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)
*inflates lilo*

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)
CANNONBALL

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)
Argh! You big splasher!
*splashes back*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)
*clings to lilo for dear life*
Mean! I fail at swimming!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)
Quick take my emergency digeridoo with my apologies

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)
*takes and makes terrible noises with it*
*attracts a whale*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)
And then we rode the whale home for tea and battenburg
But then some Japanese came and shot the whale :-[
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)
Oh noes!
*likes the image of riding home for tea on a whale*
*was expecting a line about someone's mum in repsonse to the whale*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)
I shoudl comemerate the event in picture form

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)
Yes :)
This would be all the awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)
will do
ill gaz you when im done
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)
Yay :)
*anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)
Hope you're good at swimming
The water's pretty deep and filled with lots of foam toys and Didgeridoos.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)
I know too much about foam

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)
such as?

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)
foam
is a colloidal suspension of dispersed gas in a fluid or solid medium
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)
Oh
that's me told then.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)
Hello :)
RBS = bunch of idiots. They've given me an account that I can do nothing with. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)
I think so
I had all those badges sown on my swimming costume when I was little
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)
Spakka
Why the fuck would it have didgeridoos?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)
You'd use them as oars
once you found a suitable piece of foam to sail on.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)
.....

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
er, what?
and wouldn't didgeridoos sink?

you know, on account of them having holes at both ends?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)
Erm
You'd sail on the foam and use the didgeridoos to propel yourself, and provide a musical interlude should you get bored.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)
^^This
Unless this is some deranged Tex Avery Loony Tune vision of an ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This
describes HSH threads perfectly.

* runs off edge of cliff *

* Plays piano on my teeth *
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)
I like the vision of the ocean being ink
and the rest of the world being apple pie

like in that poem what I can't remember
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)
Don't
you'll be a pandering, jiggling sycophant before you can say "excessive fluff."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)
* Blows excessive fluff towards himjim *
* and splashes too just for good measure *
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)
See himjim, you really do belong here in HSH threads
no matter how much you claimed to hate them
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)
* sneaks up behind beckx *
* Spalshes *

* and throws some fluff for good measure *
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)
What exactly
does spalshing involve?

*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)
It's just like splashing
but you throw the fluff afterwards instead of before.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)
Helloes!
Home sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet home.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)
Yay! More people!
It's almost turning into a bit of a school re-union here!
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)
Hello Fuzzy!
How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)
Hello
WFF!!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)
Ning WFF :)
There are tiny muffins and a whale and some lilos, do join us!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)
Ooooh
will they still be here in a bit? Coz I'm at my bro's and I just popped in to say hello here.
But I'll be back later :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)
I expect so
unless someone decides to hate them out of existence.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)
Heh!
Sarky Miss!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)
Haha!
But we all know you can't make things disappear by hating them. Or there'd be a LOT of things, and people, suddenly not even having time to wonder why it's all going see-through before they cease to exist.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)
But if you can see through everything
then surely, there'll be nothing left to see.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
Muffins, raggamuffins, whales, snails, lilos, dildoes, you name it
They'll still be there when you get back. Perhaps you can even contribute to the object-soup that this ocean of insanity has become.

Cyal8r.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)
Hurrah!
Well I'll see you all later, and I'll bring a dumpling (I had one spare tonight).
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)
Oh noes! Fred is b0rked!
Perhaps if I love it hard enough, it will come back to life.

* starts singing *

All you need is love,
paa paa pa pa paaa
All you need is love,
paa paa pa pa paaa
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need.

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
i've been out since the crack of dawn...
and just got Home Sweet Home...
am i too late? :-(
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)
No, not at all.
What would you like to throw into the Ocean of Insanity?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)
i would like to throw long hard days into the ocean of insanity.
oh, and lycra-clad armadildos.

not a typo...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
armadildos?
Are they armchairs that are designed to - * ahem * - snugly fit the female anatomy?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
nah mate...
armour-plated dildos for the more "aggresive" female...

perhaps.

didn't really think it through, just thought up the word and needed to use it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
Ocean of Insanity
reminds me of this.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
and i'm too tired to even contemplate youtube...
too many hours of workingness!

it's only thursday and i've done 6 twelve hour days on the trot, just like a little pony.

god i love horses. i think they are the best of all the animals.

apart from the armadildo. which i have now decided is just like a normal armadillo except it has a robotic steam-powered todger just like "Steely Dan" in the William Burroughs book...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)
Have a rest
and tomorrow, you can patent your steam-punk armadillo/dildo, and any other literary-genre/animal/sextoy hybrids.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
and anyway...
i've to be up at 5:30 tomorrow, cos Gronzo and I are going to Alton Towers!!!

so i will bid you goodnight and don't let the armadildo bite...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
G'night Mr. B
Don't worry, I'll lock the armadildo in the sex-dungeon.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
Lucky
Dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)
LOL
and g'night x
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)
Aaaaaand
I'm back.

*noms lilos*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
Evening Fuzzykins
You just missed Mr. B and his Steam-Punk sex-toys.

How was your evening?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)
Twas lully
Had sausage hotpot and dumplings for tea with family, then spent some time WoWing with my bro. Lost track of time until my mum threw me out because she worries about me not getting enough sleep.
Mum's, eh. Bless her.

EDIT: how very remiss of me. How was your evening Mista?
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)
Mums will be mums.
Mine is currently living abroad so I don't see her that often these days.

I was mostly going to spend the evening catching up on my e-mails, but instead got drawn onto b3ta. I think that's the story of my life!
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)
I think
if I'd been at home I'd have been drawn into b3ta too, but it's rude to be drawn into b3ta at someone else's house. Especially when they have just fed you.
Anyway, speaking of getting enough sleep I need to do just that. I have builders coming in first thing tomorrow, so need to be up early enough not to be naked when they arrive.

Nice thread!
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, Reply)
G'night Fuzzy
Sleep ... that's a good idea. If I go to bed now, I might just be awake in time to catch you naked.

Knight.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
Night
Mista. Sleep tight.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:01, Reply)

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