I am awake at work and it is a wonderful day.
For some reason i have woken full of the joys of a good day. Must be something to do with the whole 6 hours sleep I had. I feel great!

So come on you b3tards, depress me and make me feel like the worm I know I am.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

nobody likes me everybody hates me i think i'll eat worms...
big fat juicy ones...long thing slimy ones....ones that squiggle.. and.... squirm...?

Okay I have to stop now - too many penis jokes in my head!
you're not a worm, porky.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:41, Reply)

Oh But I am.
"Forgive me Sister, for I am a worm." *Licks Nun*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Can you get Nun lollies?
A bit like to scorpion ones, but with a shrunken nun inside.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:50, Reply)

Ten points
For the film reference.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)