Oh, bloody hell.
Just got this in the email:

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Old
Almost as old as me, and a lot less funny!

Well maybe.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

It's been sent to me by the youngest lad in the office
Trying to make an impression, bless him.

Perhaps I should introduce him to sickipedia.

However, my personal favourite:

A country bumpkin calls his dad on his mobile.

"Da, Oi've just run over a pig and e's screaming loike nobody's business- what do I do?"

"Well son, get yon roifle and put a couple of shots in 'is 'ead, and that'll be the end of it"

**Rattling noise, two muffled shots**

"Roight, that's that, now what do Oi do with 'is car?"
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)