Oooooh
My chalfonts are playing up something terrible. Anybody have farmers and knows a good rememdy? I won't be fooled into using 'Deep Heat' muscle rub.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:25, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Surgical intervention
Has my vote.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

And that
of Workboresme, apparently.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Avoid chocolate and alcohol (together and/or individually)
It makes them flare up
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Toothpaste.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Applied with or without a brillo-pad?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Applied with wasps.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Eat more fibre.
And have surgery~!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

The first Google hit comes up with Chalfonts Community College
So I'd recommend detention for a first offense, with serious threats of expulsion for any gobby twats. Maybe make an example of one or two.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Parrafin and a wire brush?
It's the NICE approved cost effective therapy for Tonsilitis as well.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Wire brush and dettol ma'am!
(cf, Billy Connolly joke).

/IGMC
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Arse grapes
must be a Hull thing..........
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Arse Grapes
Is it possible that some French peasants might tread them like normal grapes?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)