Might be a controversial point of view
but I watched In Bruges this week after hearing many positive things about it. Bag o shite. Lame hitman black comedy, with no laughs, no substance and awkward plot, and rubbish cliched cockney gangster as well.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

...
You're weird.

I thought it was fucking hilarious!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I liked it,
we should argue now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

OK

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

You start

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

No, you start

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

No, you start!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Balls to that. You start!

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Look you retard,
you're the one with shit film taste START ALREADY
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I already have
with my initial post. Your turn.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Don't tell me what to do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Don't tell me what to do.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

using strikethroughs is an autofail
within an internet argument, as is comparing me to Hitler.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Only someone who was worse than Hitler would say that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Internet fascist
...like Mussolini, you are
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

fail win
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

you're going to be overusing those for weeks now aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

weeks months

:D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

rofl
they don't work in the subject line.
BAD INTERNET
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Sshhh
Maybe no one else noticed...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I see everything...
My problems with strikethroughs is that they're overused usually in the form of

"I like eating cheese"

lol cheese cock

It's shit and lazy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

like you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I'll try and use it well. I promise.
The novelty will wear off in a few days anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

People keep recommending that to me.
Is it worth watching?


(consider I like films with explosions, interesting deaths and preferably robots)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Yes,
there are no robots but there's a midget and guns and quite gruesome death scenes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

The fact that a midget
is the main selling point shows the level that film is pitched at. For no reason, a midget put in a film so they can make jokes about him a) being a midget and b) how PC the world is today, where plain-speaking Irish assassins can't even use the word 'dwarf'.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

There are none of those things
in In Bruges. 'Tis rubbish. Think any other 'dark comedy' gangster film.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I don't tend to watch gangster films,
Dark comedy or not, so I can't compare.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I'm on the fence
It was alright - I suppose the script had to make up a hell of a lot for Colin Farrells innate smugness.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Colin Farrell?
SOLD!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

The script was pretty poor
it relied on the actors pulling contorted faces and making heavy use of their accents to make a line seem funny in a lazy-surreal way; a way in which only the stretched eyeballs of Brendon Gleeson can convey incredulity because the rest of the film is so confused it doesn't know what it's trying to say, and can't do it itself.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

This makes sense
I was only jesting about the script being good to make up for Colin Farrell. The guys a cunt though. If only I didn't waste my Honda Accord on flattening that smackhead.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Yeah, but he's a pretty cunt

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

I suppose
Better a pretty cunt than an ugly cunt... Possibly..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)

He is just a
talent vacuum
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:57, Reply)