I love beer
*rubs thighs for tomorrow night*

*dribbles wee on the floor*

Been listening to the CuLt whilst making home made pizza in the kitchen (where my small feet belong).

I am wearing my Granny's twee pink pinny.
My boobs aren't big enough to warrant a Bravissimo catalogue.

How are you hanging al? x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

to the left as always
I had salmon and mushrooms and kale and peas and carrots for dinner. Mrs al would be very proud of me not getting a takeaway.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Asda micromeal?
well done
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Certainly not
I will eat any old shit from takeaways, but I will not eat a ready meal under any circumstances. Those things are gross.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Then you've eaten one at some point to have that knowledge
catch 22
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

well, yes
I was a student for three years. But never again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Hahahahaha, you ate shit food
Looks at dinner, laughter diminishes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)