I love music
The one consolation (okay one of two) of the other half being away is that I can sit in the living room and drink beer in my pants and crank the stereo right up to 11.

The other consolation is the Bravissimo catalogue.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:37, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And the internet, of course.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

And being able to fart without prejudice.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

We can do that anyway.
We broke that boundary shortly after meeting.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Oh, the perfect relationship.
I think me an Flimmy farted in front of each other pretty much from the word go. She does some particularly eggy guffs after a night on the sauce.

Of course, mine smell of roses and turkish delight.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

mrs al has been know to be quite viciously potent.

I fucking love Slayer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Awww bless you both
I'm not keen on guys farting in front of me on the first date or dutch ovens.

I thought you'd already used up the bravissimo goodness?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

My neighbours are listening to Bon jovi quite loud

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

You live in the 80's.
AICMFP
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Milton Keynes,
so yes, the 2080's
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Yeah
you keep telling yourself that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

We have people patroling the shopping center on seqways
it's like demolition man
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Do you all have sinclair C5's and Bacofoil suits in the future?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

No they have roundabouts, dual carriageways and concrete cancer.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Hey, man, I'm alive I'm taking each day and night at a time.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I'd hold you
I'd squeeze you
I'd get down on my knees for you
I'd make everything alright
If you were in these arms tonight.

I like a couple of Bon Jovi albums.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

My older sister was a big fan when I was growing up
so I still quite like him,
He played MK a few times too.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Some day I'll be Saturday night.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

I'm going to laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you down on a bed of roses.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

*guitar solos on a cliff*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

And I will love you... Bay-beh-eh-eh
Aaaalways
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

I'm feelin like a Monday
But someday I'll be Saturday night
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

My boss has left for the day, and he so graciously decided to hook the computer up to my stereo
now I can listen to or watch anything I want.

He also said I could leave as soon as the last client pays.

Of course the fat cunt probably won't show up until I'm supposed to get off.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Kick him in the cunt
once he's paid obviously.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

ugh IF HE EVER FUCKING GETS HERE
I've been waiting 2 bloody hours already!!
*stamps foot*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Better bring that cunt kicking forward then

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I'm going to meet him in the drive way
it's gonna be a smack down
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

THIS
IS WHAT YOU GET

WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THE KRISTINE!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Oh oh oh!
someone's pulling up
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

it's fedex >:(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Why do you keep beer in your pants?
Is it real ale?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

I love beer
*rubs thighs for tomorrow night*

*dribbles wee on the floor*

Been listening to the CuLt whilst making home made pizza in the kitchen (where my small feet belong).

I am wearing my Granny's twee pink pinny.
My boobs aren't big enough to warrant a Bravissimo catalogue.

How are you hanging al? x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

to the left as always
I had salmon and mushrooms and kale and peas and carrots for dinner. Mrs al would be very proud of me not getting a takeaway.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Asda micromeal?
well done
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Certainly not
I will eat any old shit from takeaways, but I will not eat a ready meal under any circumstances. Those things are gross.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Then you've eaten one at some point to have that knowledge
catch 22
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

well, yes
I was a student for three years. But never again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Hahahahaha, you ate shit food
Looks at dinner, laughter diminishes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)