I have been cooking
in just my boxers.

It was great and I was feelin' fine up until the point where the chicken that was frying in the frying pan spat all over my bare legs and barely-covered crotch.

I think I need some recipes that can let me cook in near-nudity without risk of genitalia being burnt.

Also, is it just me that has this problem or do other people get burnt when cooking in their undergruds?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:49, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shouldn't you be cooking
Using pans instead?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Probably
But that would have involved cleaning up one of my housemates filthy leftovers.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

OMGZ IT'S A NOOB BEIN EDGY LOLZ
bless
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

How is cooking in my boxers being edgy?
And then asking for recipe ideas afterwards?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

UR A BOI ONLINE IN UR PANTS. OMGZ

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH
HE'LL PROBABLY WIN QOTW NOW
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

ZOMG A GURL ONLINEZ? NEVAR!

(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

PFFT
NOOB
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

INNIT BLUD

(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

TOTAL N00B
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)

err
Toast?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Toast is boring
Plus I never have any bread.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Then you're shit innit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:13, Reply)

No, YM is

(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)

I see what you did there
N00b! ;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

So did the rest of the world
j00 n00b
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

YM's so fat
she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

YM's so fat
she’s got her own area code.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

YM's so fat
she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

YM's so fat
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Only a silver shovel?
Pfft, try a silver crane on for size.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

YM's so fat that she has her own gravity field.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

YM's so ugly that she curdles milk

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

YM's so fat that she uses a boomerang to put a belt on...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Yeah well YM's so thick she starved to death when she got locked in the supermarket overnight

(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

YM's so fat
when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

YM's so fat
when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

YM's so fat
we’re in her right now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

YM is so fat
when she jumped in the air she got stuck

copyright and tm mictoboy for that one
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

YM's so fat her waist size is 'equator'

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

YM's so fat
you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

YM's so fat that she can't even jump to a conclusion

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

YM's so fat
she could have serious health problems including heart disease.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)

YM is so fat
she uses a moonbucket
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

YM's so fat
she walked into the Gap and filled it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

YM's so fat
She fell into the Grand Canyon and filled it.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)

ooOOooo
Crumpets?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Ooo
I like a bit of crumpet, me.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)