Meh
My housemate put his anti-septic cream next to my toothpaste yesterday.

Last night I got drunk at a birthday party, staggered home and went to brush my teeth.

Guess what I used.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:01, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Toothpaste?

( Captain V, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Lets put it like this
I don't think I'm going to get any verrucas on my tongue now...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)

That's a shame
They're the best kind!
( Captain V, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I think
it depends on what kind of girls you date...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Ick.
You poor thing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

It tasted
different...

On the bright side I have an uber protected mouth now.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

heaven knows how you survived before your mouth was uber-protected :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.
Your mouth is now far too sterile for you to tell rude jokes.
( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Goddamn it
And I was ready to tell bum and wee jokes all afternoon.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I always have the fear
that one day, I will get really drunk, come home, put toothpaste on one of my razors and try and brush my teeth.

*winces*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Oooof
Just the thought of that set my teeth on edge. *shudders*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Yuck
My father in law did that with anti-fungal cream. His excuse was that it was dark.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:43, Reply)