The last thing you want to see Baireau is my sweaty arse pounding away.
What kind of spoils the mood is that the cat sits a foot away looking at me with that "Will you just stop all of this squelchy nonsense and fucking feed me!" look on his face.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

shut the door next time.
fixes everything.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

the "hairy bobbing man-ass"...
how sure are you? i've been associating with VC and i think she may have "turned" me a bit...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

oh that's harsh.
very nice. Thanks blair.
/sobs and fucks off.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Hmmmm
As long as I get a reach around I should be fairly happy.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

/reaches for mindbleach
sorry, just...

Sorry. Too much info.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

i'm sure my manly arms can manage that...
ahem.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

I reckon this thread should be renamed Filth Sweet Filth
It has descended into subterranean levels of smut ......
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

you haven't seen the half of it dude.
you really haven't.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

trufax vc!
sometimes we really "plumb the depths"!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

fuck off you,
you already said being around me turned you. /grumps.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

True,
I've read Chartcat's stuff and this is fuck all.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

oh god I was reading one of his stories today,
/bokes
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

zactly.
it used to be just TD, VC and me early sundays.man it would get groovy sometimes...
i kinda miss those 3somes!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)