The kettle's on, please help yourselves to the contents of the fridge...

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:20, 79 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bonjour Monseur,
/pours cuppa and makes toast.

How goes it bazza?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:30, Reply)

ahaa VC!
you snuck in there, ninjalike!!

hugs, attempts a snog...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:32, Reply)

/hugs back and slaps
get out of it you horny bugger.

/ninjas.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:34, Reply)

so to get things rolling...
the sun is shining, bbq last night, 'nother bbq tonight, 5hrs of TT recorded and Motogp on this afternoon...

and only slightly hungover!

what about you lot?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:31, Reply)

am waiting for tea,
then going to have a bath and read maybe. Not sure.
one thing is for certain - I need chocolate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:33, Reply)

there's chocolate in the chocolate fridge...
you big silly!

back soon...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:35, Reply)

but there's none in *my* fridge..
I ate it last night.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:36, Reply)

well there IS some in MY fridge.
so ner to you and your inadequate antipodean chocolate storage capacity!

apart from that how ya diddling my lovely?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)

Yeah I'm okay.
exams are finished, term's nearly over, going to a b3ta bash in three weeks then having my wisdom teeth taken out a few days later. Just plodding along. :)

how's the bubby? and mrs?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

wisdom teeth?
didn't know you ozzies had them...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:21, Reply)

screw you mrbobthebuilder/gordonramsey
We have wisdom teeth.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

LOL!
bob the fucking builder indeed!
and gordon ramsey?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:36, Reply)

^^^ exhibit A
your foul mouth and cookery skills.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Morning
Managed to remain sober throughout the entire bash last night. I'd come in on my bike so couldn't get drunk, but safely made the 12 mile journey back.

Am heading off to the Greenfest today.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Sober? Greenfest?
Hippy!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 8:59, Reply)

.
mistaspakkaman - geek, hippy, traveller, ninja and all round roundabout! :-P
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:03, Reply)

ninja?
oops, better watch my step...

*attempts to placate spakka with eggy-bread and cold bbq'd sausages from last night*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:04, Reply)

question,
what is eggy bread?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

'tis bread dipped in beaten egg then fried.
lovely.
posh folks call it french toast.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:10, Reply)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
now I'm with ya. :)

/noms
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:12, Reply)

* is hypnotised by the swinging sausage on a string *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:07, Reply)

that's not, er ahem, er...
the sausage i was referring to...but...at a push...if it will placate the inner ninja...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:12, Reply)

you are a filthy man.
more of this please.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

vc wants more of my swinging sausage!
result!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

not your sausage you git.
your humour.
tsk.
Some men! it's not all about your "swinging sausages" you know!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:21, Reply)

if TD were here he'd put you straight!
it's a well known "fact"* that my swinging sausage is actually at the center of the universe.







*this statement may, or may not contain elements of truth, facts or lies and fiction.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I'm sensing
porkies! (fnaaaar)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

good one!
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Gah!
You must have hypnotised me with the other sausage first.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Morning all
All this talk of food is making me hanker after a bacon butty - I trust we're all well?

I may have to hijack an acronym for my own purposes; No longer shall PCB refer to Printed Circuit Board ......... It's Post Coital Browsing.

Which is what I'm doing. With tea. And it was with a real lady and everything.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)

OMG SPUNKYCHUNKS!
you got with a REAL LADY?!

tits or gtfo.

/hugs. How've you been mate? long time no see. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Hey VC
It's not a massive achievement, I'm marrying her in 3 months :)

Shit is good and I espy another fucking glorious day ahead. It shall consist of: Shave head, more tea, snuffle around the city for somewhere to lunh and then home to slob in the garden.

How're you?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:21, Reply)

ohhhh congratulations! :)
that warmed my cockles it did.

I is goodly. I'm snuggled up in bed waiting for tea time then I will stuff around on the internet a wee bit more. Exams are done - I'm just waiting for my biology, history and general results now. I know I passed maths, chem and psych! :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Good stuff!
Sounds like epic win all round. When do you find out the remaining results?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

hopefully this week,
for history and bio, but not sure for the general. I know I passed History well, but I'm not sure how well.

I'm just relieved it's all over!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

At least you've not got too much longer to wait,
Good effort.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:36, Reply)

yeah for sure!
pix or it didn't happen...

ahem, good morning!

welcome to the "tone-lowering" seats...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Alas
I've been mostly indulging in Pre Coital Browsing these days. Believe me, there's enough pix to make you believe it did happen.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

pre-coital browsing!
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

The last thing you want to see Baireau is my sweaty arse pounding away.
What kind of spoils the mood is that the cat sits a foot away looking at me with that "Will you just stop all of this squelchy nonsense and fucking feed me!" look on his face.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

shut the door next time.
fixes everything.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

the "hairy bobbing man-ass"...
how sure are you? i've been associating with VC and i think she may have "turned" me a bit...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

oh that's harsh.
very nice. Thanks blair.
/sobs and fucks off.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Hmmmm
As long as I get a reach around I should be fairly happy.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

/reaches for mindbleach
sorry, just...

Sorry. Too much info.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

i'm sure my manly arms can manage that...
ahem.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

I reckon this thread should be renamed Filth Sweet Filth
It has descended into subterranean levels of smut ......
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

you haven't seen the half of it dude.
you really haven't.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

trufax vc!
sometimes we really "plumb the depths"!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

fuck off you,
you already said being around me turned you. /grumps.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

True,
I've read Chartcat's stuff and this is fuck all.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

oh god I was reading one of his stories today,
/bokes
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

zactly.
it used to be just TD, VC and me early sundays.man it would get groovy sometimes...
i kinda miss those 3somes!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

And I'm off to the Greenfest
More cycling beckons!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

see you later, hippy-ninja!
now that's an interesting cross-breed...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Oh god, I feel grim.
really, really, really.... grim.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

/closes drapes
/hands a bucket
/hands lucozade
/backs away slowly and quietly
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Morning Gonzo
I'm guessing you got beaten up by the beer monkey then?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Starting on the double wasn't the greatest idea I've ever had.
I do hope I didn't make a prick of myself. I'm pretty sure there is a thread missing this morning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Thank you.
A fist full of tablets, some SemiSonic and some red bull is all I need.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

you not be expecting sympathy i hope?
unless we're talking the Aigue and not a hangover...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

psssh
be quiet, or he'll puke on you.

And I'll laugh. really loudly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)

VC you not into vomit-porn then?
it's a bit like scat but you keep your pants on...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

nope.
I don't like bile on me. or around me. at all.
come to think of it why am I here then?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

cos you secretly love me...
and cannot handle a sunday morning without me!
of course...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

see my reply to you talking to spunky
/sniffs
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

sniffs?
aw, come 'ere love...have a hug x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I'm going to be honest with you here, at this juncture in my life, I have no idea what 'algue' means.
I need a big can of red bull or relentless or whatever.

I need to find clothes first.

be back in a bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

the ague (sorry for my initial spelling error)...
is what they used to call malaria, back in the middle ages when you could catch it in southern england...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

OK, I/m back from th'e shops, and I have Kettle Crisps and two cans of red bull, and two cans of 50p fake red bull.
I went in my swimming trunks and the first t-shirt I could fine, and some tramp came up to me and tried to do the whole "Are you greek? Areyou turkish?" thing.

First time in agea and ages that a tramps has gone up to me and I haven't given anything... I don't like this whole turkish/greek clique thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Morning Gonz + everyone
I feel surprisingly fine. Drank a bottle of water on the coach back, went to bed for 6 hours, job done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I drank a bottle of wine
I do not feel fine at all
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Well, that was just silly.
I drink wine mostly if I'm not drinking in a pub, but I try and avoid drinking it on top of beer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

A fist full of tablets, a few cans of red bull and some kettle crisps.
I feel great now =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

okay, you freakin' kids, i'm outta here...tidy up when you're done!
but i'll leave you with this question...

earlier on i suggested that spakka was maybe half ninja/half hippy.

which 2 lifeforms would you gene-splice? and why?

see you later,
B69 X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Traffic Warden and Shane Warne's wife.
At least you'd know one of the unholy, jobsworth employees of the council was getting a regular tanking.

And with that I'm off to forage for food. Catch y'all later
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

An eagle and a slug
That way it can fly up to the taller leaves in the trees to eat.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I'm off to pick my car up
I was running late yesterday and drove to the bus stop. At least it's walkable.

On the way back I think I'll stop at the café and get a sausage and egg sandwich. Mmm.

That should sort me out a treat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

<yawns>
God bless Zopliclone. I've got into the habit of waking up when it first gets light, which is about 4:20 in these Easterly parts. This doesn't make for good sleep.

Took 10.5mg of Zopliclone on going to bed last night, got out of bed at 10:30 this morning. Can't tell you how long it was since I had a lie-in of such proportions.

It's addictive stuff hence I save it up to use it rarely.

Now just have to think of something constructive to do today.

[starts taking caffeine to reverse the sleepiness]
( I_Was_Mordred, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)