Today the Laughing Cavalier
holds his head in his hands and groans "oh dear god why did I drink a bottle of wine at next doors party"
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Red or white?
More like the "Borderline MOT failure Cavalier" judging by the sounds of things.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Red
It seemed like a good idea at the time. But when I woke up this morning with the lights still on and a sick bowl next to the bed it didn't seem so clever.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Red wine
Is devil juice.

Were you pissed before the bash then? I hear you were heckling some poor dancing midget last night too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

She wasn't a midget!
She was just a short girl.

I stayed sober before the bash, but my next door neighbour was having a party so I dropped in when I got home.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I'm told she was an arse-flashing kosher midget
Oy!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

That's not a nice way to describe V

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Strokes Al.
NOT THERE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)