I am awake. I have no hangover
but I was almost sick on the train home last night.

Everyone I met last night for the first time was lovely...even sexface who tasted of metrosexual moisturiser.

I'm deeply hurt that I'm not one of Gonz's house band but I expect that's because I didn't go back to his place with CHCB, sexface and Captain V for the promised orgy. ;-)

PJM is gutted that he was too ill to make it and he loves his MTFU badge, as do I - oh and he is very happy to hear that the lovely Labia is a cyclist too.

Right, now to think about breakfast and maybe off to the cinema to leer at Christian Bale.

Oh...[insert obligatory question here]?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:51, 128 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The answer is yes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I'm glad we've got that sorted out
I wonder if other people feel the same way?

Perhaps they'd like to add their opinions and maybe some experiences of it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

8 Ball says:
Maybe.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

But does the 8 ball have experience of this?
I say no.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

no it isn't

(PsychoChomp, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Banana
*passes tissue to catch the drool*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I didn't get a mtfu badge
:(
(PsychoChomp, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

You didn't?
Apologies, I thought I'd given everyone a badge :/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I lost mine :(
And my sunglasses!
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

And a little innocence

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I've been shown things
That would make a pornstars hair curl.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

You were promised things
that would have made you a porn star.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

There is the small matter of a videotape

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I'm sure Gonz would have obliged
He had accepted he'd be watching anyway...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

no problem,
I thought it was because I don't need to man up.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

You're just walking into that one

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'm afraid my band is a first-come first-"\m/ (^-^) \m/ rawk " basses, on account of my copy'n'pasting the guest list for last night =)
Maybe in another life, somewhere, somehow, a guy like me can get an orgy like that.

I can't remember who I was talking to about the whole Dan Le Sac thinggy, but this is the album...
open.spotify.com/user/s9psilver/playlist/6vYY9ag0Dd1Z2bRhb9cjkw
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

There was something about lemon cheesecake that I can't quite remember.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

But Scarpe didn't even go!
*cries*

*MTFU*

*licks*

I'll get you next time.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I have no idea who that is, to be honest.
I hear that Chase Farm Mental Unit are now prescribing MTFU with a good dose of "Sor' i' ou' ma'e".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Excellent!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I love the music of
Invalid Spotify Resource.

It's really modern and thoughtprovoking.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Oooh, ok.
Just search for "Dan Le Sac" then, or not, I don't know.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

All I have to say is
I'm not doing a 155 mile walk of shame this morning.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

This is good
Always best to keep yourself 'nice'
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I'm not sure I understand
:(
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

You keep yourself 'nice'
by not sleeping around.


So I'm told.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Oh
bugger
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

threat?
or promise?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Oh dear....you're *not* nice!
And all that lovely hair too....

Never mind, it makes you perfect CHCB fodder.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Consider me
Well and truly foddered.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

WHORE

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

You say that as though it's a bad thing

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

It's ok, I was called a whore on facebook
and I kissed more girls than you did :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I probably kissed more men though
Even if I don't include CHCB.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

I licked more faces
wins pissing contest
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Hmmm
*pisses*

Definitely wins pissing contest.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

yes,
but an expensive one.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Damn straight
Still haven't seen any of the money you owe me though!
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

because you said
satisfaction guaranteed or your money back
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Indeed I did
But I meant my satisfaction.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I won't be walking,
I'll be taking the train.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Walkin' like a cowboy?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

aye,
it's like Brokeback Mountain here.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Lovely to meet you too!
I woke up still drunk, but have managed to dodge a hangover.

And in answer to your question, mine does, but not everyone's can.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

I'm going to force PJM to read your answer
and then ask him what the question was....I haven't tortured him yet today so this will be a nice gentle way to start.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

We know of at least one person
who's doesn't.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I'm slowly beginning to numb to the spakka cock thing now...
Its a shame I didn't go last night, I've heard so much and wish I could have seen you all.

Psychochomp - I'm disappointed to learn that you're not a transgender midget.

Labia - ta very much for my badge, I'm going to use it as a motivational aid for when I'm hitting that wall.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

You're welcome fella!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Lab,
I want a badge now! Can I have one please? pretty please?
/sads
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

No

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

your name isn't Lab, V
and I was always nice to you.
I'm gutted and hurt by this turn of events.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I'm speaking on his behalf
Or something. I duno. I'm just gutted for losing my sunglasses :p
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

back off, bitch!
I saw him first!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:45, Reply)

You did more than just see him first

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

You can see with your hands, right?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Not when they're in dark places
or orifices.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

yes.
I'm the Helen Keller of sex.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

MMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH BBBRRRAUUUUUUUUUUUU
MMMMMAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Help me Al
Save me!
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

You convinced her not to stay at mine
she's your problem now.

*washes hands of the situation*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

No amount of washing can fix this problem

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Is she trying to move in then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

You could say that
If in fact you mean move into my arse with a giant purple strap on.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

You can take one for the team
your prostate will thank you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)

He should learn to enjoy it
It's a lovely feeling.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

move in?
I don't fucking know where I am!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

That's right
I'm that good.*

*May contain traces of lie
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

when you produced the blindfold
I got my hopes up. Shame you only used it so I couldn't trace the journey back to yours.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I'm sure I saw somelaces in his back pocket
Are you sure that's all he used?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

it's not a good stag party
unless someone ends up in handcuffs
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

it's okay,
I'm happily taken. I meant me and V nice to each other is all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

^ One word answer of the week win

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

How are the clementines?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Explosive

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Is it like your bottom doing that pre cum thing?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

No, it just looks like the Japanese flag
Or the back of the Batmobile
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Not for me :-(
*parp*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

ah, mocking the misery of others -
the Laughing Cavalier laughs again! Mwahahaha.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Today the Laughing Cavalier
holds his head in his hands and groans "oh dear god why did I drink a bottle of wine at next doors party"
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Red or white?
More like the "Borderline MOT failure Cavalier" judging by the sounds of things.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Red
It seemed like a good idea at the time. But when I woke up this morning with the lights still on and a sick bowl next to the bed it didn't seem so clever.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Red wine
Is devil juice.

Were you pissed before the bash then? I hear you were heckling some poor dancing midget last night too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

She wasn't a midget!
She was just a short girl.

I stayed sober before the bash, but my next door neighbour was having a party so I dropped in when I got home.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I'm told she was an arse-flashing kosher midget
Oy!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

That's not a nice way to describe V

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Strokes Al.
NOT THERE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Everyone had to perform a task to earn a badge
so you'll have to do something that curries favour with Lab to win one. I didn't have to as I'm all of the win.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

I got to kick Captain V in the balls
*happies*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Shame I couldn't go last night
I was looking forward to meeting you Becky.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I wanted to meet you too
but loved the fact that within a minute of meeting your lovely lady, she told me all about your runny bum. I love internet people :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Humph
She was under explicit orders to tell everyone I was suffering from something else. Anything else.

Dignity? Arse.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

/chuckles,
nice pun pjm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

This is b3ta
Dignity need not apply.

Or clemantines, for that matter.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Look, it wasn't the squits!
I injured myself in a sick and awesome biking related accident alright?

I landed on two bags of clementines...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I had to tell Sam how to pronounce scone
Unfortunately it's kind of hard to express the pronunciations in text.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Sounds like Stone or cone
rather than gone.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

WRONG!
It sounds like gone, you uncouth filth!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Actually I think your right
I had convinced myself it sounded like cone last night, but in the cold light of day I think the gone pronunciation is better.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

That makes sense
Mind is a little addled this morning.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)

My God
What did she do to you?

*fears*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, Reply)

*dribbles*

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Past tence: Gone
Pressent and Future Tense: Scorn.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Attempting to upload photo's.
Flickr is being an arse though and doesn't want to know.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Flickr can be a bit of a cunt.
Are you using the uploadr? If not rar them and send them my way and I'll pop them up for you :)
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

All up there now!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Woo yay!
*falls over the internets to get to flickr*
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Link please
Or add them to the pool.

Especially if there are embarrassing photos of CHCB.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I remain gutted that I wasn't able to make it.
*anticipates photos so she can live vicariously through you all*
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Fucksox.
I should hang out on the OffTopic board more. :(
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

You should.
You'd fit right in, fnarr fnarr.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)