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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got drunk on free champagneI got off the bus with Tourette's. She fell over, I went to try and keep her upright, gravity took over and I ended up smacking my nose off the pavement for my troubles.
It hurt. I'm never being gallant again.
The second scab has now fallen off and I have a very pronounced dent in the bridge now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Just tell everyone it's an old war wound.You headbutted a Taliban soldier in Afghanistan.
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girlinthehole, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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