How could this be a shit plan?
Holidays are rarely a bad idea. Have a lovely time - buy lots of cheap wine and Gauloises in pretty colours. They taste like shit and you look like a cheap whore but who wouldn't want to smoke a pink ciggie?

*EDIT* actually...that sounds entirely wrong. they do come in pink though...
(berk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:21, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You're right though
Clendrix looks like a cheap whore because she is a cheap whore.

I'm going to get beaten when I next see her :(
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

How dare you?
I don't charge.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

True
But free is very cheap...
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oh dear.
You really don't understand things, do you?
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I understand perfectly
I also understand that I had planned to leave my house about 30mins ago.

*sigh*
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Thank you berk.
I shall do all of this.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

We were all smoking
pink and purple cigarettes on Saturday! I think they were Wookiee's, thanks Wookiee!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

They were indeed Wookie's
Sobranie Cocktails - that backy's so healthy it counts towards your 5 a day.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)