In an hour, I am going to Paris.
Tell me why this is a shit idea...I shall ignore you all though, because I am going anyway.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:50, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to visit friends.

( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

And have a teeny-tiny b3ta bash.

( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

And buy a keyring for Badger.

( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

And to get garlic for me :D

( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

If I put that near you,
I shall defeat you.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I'M NOT A VAMPIRE!
Why do people keep saying that?
( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Because you are

( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

This is brilliant response.

( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Don't encourage him :(

( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

You and I both know I don't need encouragement
It'll happen anyway shortly before I get drunk and forget most of the evening.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

*sighs*

( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Looks like someone hasn't had their feed
of blood last night.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

WOOOOOOOO
The tackier and shitter the better :D

Buy me cheap cigs as well and I'll repay you in kind *waggles eyebrows*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Because
last time I was in Paris I found out that the bloke who I went there with was actually married and then I got an email from his wife calling me a prostitute and a whore, which I thought was redundant.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

:(
I wish I was getting laid in Paris.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

But you can
For only twenty dollar!
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

It's not Bangkok you know
Their economy is probably better than the US at the moment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

True
But as we've established below Clendrix is very cheap. She'd probably settle for very low class prostitutes too.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I know I'm bad
but I don't like cheap.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I'm not going with you
That's going to make your trip suck but it's probably also a good motivation for moving to Paris for permanently. You'd be much saner that way.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

But you can still gaz and text me there.

( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Oh yea!
Muwahahahahahahaha!
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Last time I went to Paris
I drank too much cheap wine and was sick after walking up to the Sacré-Cœur the next morning.
( Cawl, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

The French.
/predictable
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

What?
NO ONE TOLD ME THIS.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Oh yeah there's loads of them there.
All stripy jumpers and berets and baguettes. But you'll be fine, as long as you remembered to pack plenty of repellent.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

*packs V*

( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PACK ME

( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

You're right. This would be a shit idea.
I don't want all my stuff covered in fizzy pop.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Drain him before you pack him.
If you really want to be sure, stick him in a plastic bag so that if he manages to leak anyway it's contained.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Veto

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

God dammit
I'm supposed to be in not Paris today!
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Well
life is more exciting on the whim so start packing!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Ok
Just don't say I didn't warn you when it happens.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I won't be there
Although I have my passport in my handbag so I could be....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Yes but you're the one forcing me to be there with your veto
So don't say I didn't warn you.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

AHEM.
I believe I have the veto today.

I'll let that stand, though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Damn you
:(
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

You are the failingest fail EVER.

( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Sorry
I thought it was Monday for some reason :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Last time I went to Paris
we clocked up a £1k bar bill in less than 3 hours on beer and mojitos.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

*accepts challenge*

( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

That sounded impressive
Until I noticed it was we and not I.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Still impressive.
It was him and ym.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I grew up in paris
I love it,
don't listen to the haters.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

LAst time I went to Paris
I got scared in the bus station and sang Whipping Piccadilly all over the place.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

How could this be a shit plan?
Holidays are rarely a bad idea. Have a lovely time - buy lots of cheap wine and Gauloises in pretty colours. They taste like shit and you look like a cheap whore but who wouldn't want to smoke a pink ciggie?

*EDIT* actually...that sounds entirely wrong. they do come in pink though...
(berk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

You're right though
Clendrix looks like a cheap whore because she is a cheap whore.

I'm going to get beaten when I next see her :(
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

How dare you?
I don't charge.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

True
But free is very cheap...
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oh dear.
You really don't understand things, do you?
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I understand perfectly
I also understand that I had planned to leave my house about 30mins ago.

*sigh*
( Captain V, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Thank you berk.
I shall do all of this.
( thealternativefact, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

We were all smoking
pink and purple cigarettes on Saturday! I think they were Wookiee's, thanks Wookiee!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

They were indeed Wookie's
Sobranie Cocktails - that backy's so healthy it counts towards your 5 a day.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)

The last time I went to Paris
we all got very wet in the rain and went on an open top bus. Also in the rain. Paris is all of the awesome.
( Maladicta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)