Dream
I dreamt I was in a carpark behind some shops, and for some reason, there was a fishing pond there too. Someone then said to me "He's round the front, he's not happy".
So I went around to the front of the shops and there was Stephen Fry feeling sorry for himself, parked up on the pavement in a battered white Lada Niva. I try to console him by pointing out to him that "there are two Vauxhall Firenzas parked over there look, my brother had one, it was as fast as fuck". (It wasn't, it was a rattly deathtrap that he painted with blackboard paint).

Then the dream went elsewhere, but I can't remember that bit.

What did you dream last night?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:12, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This very morning
I was dreaming that I desperately needed to see a Doctor because my arm feels weird - I got it into my head that I'd developed Cystic Fibrosis.

Then when my alarm went off, turns out I was sleeping on my arm and it was all numb :(
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:21, Reply)

I dreamt I was the carrier for a horrible disease
That made people rot form the inside out and their skin fall off. And when my best friend found out he'd probably caught it, he jumped out of a window, and beheaded himself on the way down so that he wouldn't suffer.
I became a social outcast, so naturally I went to my highschool and tried to hug all the people who I hated.

Most of my dreams are this level of gruesome. But I had a brilliant one night before last that was a proper medieval fantasy-style one, where I was a peasant girl in a city, and the evil overlord had chosen me to be his new sex slave. So I escaped and was running through a forest with my squeeze from the village (very rugged) trying to get away from the overlord's guards. We got away by jumping on a passing train, which then went under the sea.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

What are you putting in your Horlicks?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Nothing!
No cheese either. I just have a nuts imagination.

I have zombie apocalypse dreams at least once a week...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I dreamt I was hired to write a song that became a huge hit
It was a seriously mushy love song (ewww) about some guy finally getting a date with the love of his life but if there was to be a second date hinged on whether or not the girl wore sensible shoes.

Aparently the lack of sensible shoes would kill his love for her.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)