You're devorced?
Bloody hell, you're not that much older than me, are you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

more-or-less ditto, age wise.
Mind you, thinking about it, that's nearly a whole decade since I could legaly be married.

I donno, I guess it's because none of my mates (or myself) have gotten hitched yet, so I find it a bit weird... but everyone's situation is different.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Whoa...
That surprises me.
Not because you're hideous or anything, just the age thing.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I'm not really divorced,
I was just lying online out of boredom.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Ah...
What if that's a lie too though?
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

You'll have to ask my fiance

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

If she exists :\

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

What a tangled web of lies I weave

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I think I shall rename you
THE LIE-SPIDER
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

*click*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Hmm....
I was divorced at 29, my ex-wife is six years younger than me!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Did you meet her while you were a teenager?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Hahaha, no!
She was 17 when we met. I was 23.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I'm not sure to Troll or High Five that, to be honest.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Whichever you prefer really
I was a knob for getting married, but I wouldn't be who I am if I hadn't.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

He's better looking though
.
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Plus I hear that.... |-----------------9 inches-------------|, if you know what I mean, wink wink.
You should totally tap that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

*taps*
*awaits reply*

EDIT: *Considers knocking*
(TheColonel, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I do have a massive penis gonz
thanks for letting offtopic know.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)