Probably Kaol
Or my Mum.

Kaol, because he's frankly huge and has a large selection of swords and other bits of metalwork.

Mum, because she regularly deals with chavs (bogans I think is the Aussie name) in a youth group and they are all afraid of her for some reason. Including the brick shithouse ones.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Ok.
I wanna see the video of your stand-up.
Or I'll skin you alive.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Ahhh, well you'll just have to live without it.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

And you'll have to learn to live without it too.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Avoid salt and vinegar.
Oh, and lemon juice.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

maybe it's because she's a mum-type figure in their life who actually knows how to control them?
Kaols not scary. He's luffly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

That's because a lot of these people love their mums, and look at her in the same way.
Or they think she's fit, and she's pumping the lot of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)