There are only two explanations for this (well three I guess)
1) You live in an area full of weirdos
2) You live in an area full of b3tans
3) You live in an area full of weirdos, b3tans and weirdo b3tans.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A secret
B3tan community? Sort of like C.H.U.D., but with kittens?

The world needs to be told.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Hahaha!
Ah... C.H.U.D. :D
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, Reply)

C.H.U.D.
with kittens.

Its an important distinction.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Kittens can fuck off.
I want mutant cannibals!
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Ah
but have you considered the inherent sinisterness of being captured by mutant cannibals, only to ALSO have then stroke kittens like Blofeld?

I mean, on the one hand you'd be aware that they were mutants and cannibals, whilst on the other the presence of kittens would make you think there was a spark of humanity left in them. The internal contradictions this'd bring up in the victims mind would really fuck them up before they got et
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)