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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't remember where I saw this, but I want to fire someone like this one day....Get everyone to stand in a line, say "OK, everyone who works here, take a step forward" "... not so fast [name].".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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latest was 16 years ago)
I thinkif I had the power to fire, it would be done through the medium of musical chairs...
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Ok, listen up team, one of you needs to be let go, I don't like it, but it has to be done.*plays music chairs 'till it gets down to one chair*
Timmy, don't be a dick, give John your chair.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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Youwould have to then rub it in by giving party bags to those who retained their jobs
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Hah!Isn't that from the Simpsons? Something to do with a football team?
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Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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I don't know.All I know is that I would put on the theme tune to the magic roundabout and then fire the person who lost.
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