they count,
but they count in the wrong boring people catergory.

I got given a bottle of eastern european vodka today.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

By a bald man?
If so, don't drink it. Or he'll come in the night when you're passed out, and steal your hair.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

I love you Kaol

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

You can't have my hair.
No way.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

burbles

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

It's starting already.
Lucky you fuckers can't get through this tin-foil.

As an aside, when I was little my Grandad told me if you wore a hat too much you'd go bald. He cited his own baldness as evidence. I didn't wear a hat for years.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

he's not technically wrong
as male pattern baldness is aggravated by sweat, and if the hair is pulled
so a hat will apply mild pressure to weakened hair, similarly pulling your hair back in a ponytail stresses the hair and weakens it
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Oh...
Well, if I wear a hat ALL the time, it'll keep my hair in.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

no, he has a full head of hair
but he's very short,
you can't trust short men.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Short people suck.
Which is why I created this:

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Can I have one please
I like pretty badges
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

No.
You're not above 6'2^1/2 inches tall.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Fuck you, I'm taller than average
so it's rightfully mine.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

No way.
BGB tried the same argument.
You're a filthy midget, like her and Captain V.
We look down on you and sneer.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

From where I stand
I can do a helluva lot of damage. And you know this.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

I'm not tall enough to wear that badge
I'll try to will myself taller until I can put it into my profile.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

There are only two
Of us so far.
But we've got a manifesto and everything.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Is it written on the side of a mountain?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Yeah.
In fire.

1) Form League.
2) Take over world.
3) ????
4) Profit.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)