as you may be aware, i have found it necessary to remove the hair on my scrote
so this evening i had a trial run with the immac/veet/whatever

and, due to being an idiot manchild, i now have a 5-pointed star shaped pubic thatch.

christ.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:20, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

POIDH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

i'm ginger
it's practically invisible
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Sits on hands

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

i often trim my pubes to 'enhance' the visual scale of my equipment
imagine my disapointment when i discover that having almost none actually makes everything look smaller :(
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

For shame

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

what
She said...
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

I bet you make your hair into a mohican when you've got shampoo in it too.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

i've got a grade2, so that'd be a no
if i had long hair i most certainly would.
in fact, when i shampoo the kids' hair, they get a punk 'do (every time)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

I may or may not do it occasionally.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Who doesn't?
wrong boring people, that's who
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

and bald people

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Oh like they count!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Bald people don't have a soul.
So we don't have to worry about them in Heaven.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

they count,
but they count in the wrong boring people catergory.

I got given a bottle of eastern european vodka today.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

By a bald man?
If so, don't drink it. Or he'll come in the night when you're passed out, and steal your hair.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

I love you Kaol

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

You can't have my hair.
No way.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

burbles

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

It's starting already.
Lucky you fuckers can't get through this tin-foil.

As an aside, when I was little my Grandad told me if you wore a hat too much you'd go bald. He cited his own baldness as evidence. I didn't wear a hat for years.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)

he's not technically wrong
as male pattern baldness is aggravated by sweat, and if the hair is pulled
so a hat will apply mild pressure to weakened hair, similarly pulling your hair back in a ponytail stresses the hair and weakens it
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Oh...
Well, if I wear a hat ALL the time, it'll keep my hair in.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

no, he has a full head of hair
but he's very short,
you can't trust short men.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Short people suck.
Which is why I created this:

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Can I have one please
I like pretty badges
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

No.
You're not above 6'2^1/2 inches tall.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Fuck you, I'm taller than average
so it's rightfully mine.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

No way.
BGB tried the same argument.
You're a filthy midget, like her and Captain V.
We look down on you and sneer.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

From where I stand
I can do a helluva lot of damage. And you know this.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

I'm not tall enough to wear that badge
I'll try to will myself taller until I can put it into my profile.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

There are only two
Of us so far.
But we've got a manifesto and everything.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Is it written on the side of a mountain?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Yeah.
In fire.

1) Form League.
2) Take over world.
3) ????
4) Profit.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)

What if you have
too MUCH hair for a mohican? Eh? EH?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Damn right I do.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)