but you can remember the last time you ate cock, right?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes
Yours, last night.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)

washed down with precum

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)

Yea but it was my own
Your cock is shit. It doesn't even do that precum thing.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)

That's because you didn't arouse me in the slightest

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)

Odd
How do you explain biting the pillow and ejaculating all over the sheets if you weren't turned on?
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, Reply)

well,
a) I was hungry because there wasn't any food because you're a fussy eater and so I tried to eat the pillow; and
b) that wasn't ejaculate, I was pissing myself laughing at you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:41, Reply)

Alright
You win...this time.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:42, Reply)